Did you know you can email the United States of America?

[dosemiser]

Hey! Where's my unemployment check? You guys said on tuesday that you would send it "as soon as you could" and it's friday and STILL no check! What's up with that? Canada's looking pretty good right now, government.

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[jaerff]

GET A JOB YA HIPPIE

[shooflybuzzcut]

alex, if they don't write back, tell them im not gonna pay my taxes anymore. TAKE THAT, GOVERNMENT!

[thesnoogster]

My dumb livejournal keeps telling me I have messages in my inbox but it's really just the one you sent me a long time ago.

[thesnoogster]

I just realized how boring that comment was. Sha la la la! Don't be shy, something something something why, you gotta kiss the girl. Trinkle trinkle trinkle, do do do laaa!

[thesnoogster]

(P.S. Just in case that confused you, the second comment was supposed to make the first one less boring somehow)