so... yeah

[doseofreality]

I want to write an entry detailing my continued perplexity as to whether or not I like McDonalds coffee more, or less, then I like having my nuts in a vice and on fire, and how once every two weeks or so I buy it anyway. Sadly, that sound you hear is a whip cracking behind me as I scream, “ANTON!”, or is that, “I’M WORKING!!!”? Two double digit

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[kiridescence]

I imagine that if i had nuts i would prefer the latter. I don't understand how such an establishment could actually continue to make it, let alone thrive, with such bad coffee.

[doseofreality]

I don't understand it either, selling that kind of coffee to public is practically terrorism. Has the goverment looked into this?

-tony

[kiridescence]

This is just another undeniable example of why the CIA needs YOU, Tony. An operative with a keen mind AND decorating skills.