your first time

[doseofreality]

I'm just curious, what was your reaction when you realized that at some point Jimmy Fallon is going to father children that will then go on to father children of their own and that as a people we are almost litteraly powerless to stop him? Because it never hit me with such blinding lucidity until now and I just felt myself die a little inside

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[anonymous]

Anthony AKA RYAN CABAERA
FOR YOUR INFORMATION I LOVE JIMMY FALLON AND WOULD BE HONORED TO HAVE A BABY WITH HIM! DONT BE HATING!

[doseofreality]

Umm... i guess there is some sort of an honor in carrying the seed of the anti-christ.

All jokes aside though, seriously? Just watching Jimmy Fallon doesn't make you weep for humanity?

-tony

Jimmy Fallon

[anonymous]

I think he's funny.
Sorry.

Re: Jimmy Fallon

[doseofreality]

It's ok, it only physically hurts me to hear that.

-tony

[pyromantic]

dude honestly, I have to hear about that stupid Boston fuck all the time. And now the movie about the Red Sox is comming out, this is getting insane up here. I try to tell people the only decent thing about him is that he laughs during his sketches. That's it. He's funny cause he's bad. Oh god, he may breed!

So Sad, and So True

[pyromantic]

Good fucking god, I hate that fucking talentless ass. He can't even keep a strait face during his own skits, and usually, he’s the only one laughing. That’s some great comedian. Tony has more comedic skills tucked away safely in Art’s left testicle. Oh yea, that baseball movie is going to suck harder than a transsexual monkey whore on speed, although I’m sure that’s not news to anyone with more than two withering brain cells. Shit, I just saw an SNL ad, and that smug asshole was laughing during his skit even in the fucking promo. What a showman.

Re: So Sad, and So True

[doseofreality]

God? Is that you?

-tony