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[dot_exe]

From: Loveandstitches@aol.com
To: rockpaperdeath@spl.at
Subject: hello.
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 01:03:29 -0700

hi. i saw you in your undies..and i dont eat meat..but for you i just may make an excpetion. yum you are pretty. marry me?

Comments

[iwantsacrifice]

"i dont eat meat..but for you i just may make an excpetion."
Grossest line ever.
Once in awhile I'll get aol messages/emails of that nature (?!!?), and you just have to wonder what the hell they're thinking.

You are harsh, but funny.

[iwantsacrifice]

But you have to remember that if you're going to flaunt pictures of yourself in panties licking Mein Kampf you're going to get crazy neo-nazis like this girl harassing you.

[dot_exe]

i say bring on the neo nazis.
as long as they dont look like scheiße

[iloveblack]

bruises and stitches!
xXXXxxAXXXxxx1!!@

[fistfight_ohno]

She kind of looks like my uncle.
Weird.

[backstabbath]

dude, ugly girls need lovin' too.

[dot_exe]

this may be true.
but i dont wanna deal with that shit.

[sinkswimdrown]

she kind of looks like my asshole but hairier, and with more zits, and my asshole isnt pierced, and i think it may be cuter..... i feel your response was perfect my friend.......PERFECT

[jaws_of_murmur]

super gross