pimpin is easy
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
did i tell you ive started pimping?
Dave Semenko says:
PIMPIN AIN'T EASY
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
no way its so easy
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i have like 4 girls
Dave Semenko says:
what do you mean
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
ive been selling their sex !
Dave Semenko says:
for real???
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
yea
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i let them fuck guys in my appt
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
and i arrange it
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
and deal with the money
Dave Semenko says:
you have to be joking
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
no dude
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
montreal is nust
Dave Semenko says:
how much for a suck off?
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
50
Dave Semenko says:
shut up
Dave Semenko says:
you must be kidding
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
nope
Dave Semenko says:
are they friends of yours?
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
yup
Dave Semenko says:
or did you just fall into it
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
no all ppl iknow
Dave Semenko says:
the customers too?
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
50 for suck, 100 for fuck
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
no customers are sketchy
Dave Semenko says:
you're yanking my chain
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i have to go find them
Dave Semenko says:
I wish this was true
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
it is
Dave Semenko says:
I WANT to believe it
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
its actually surprising how many rich mcgill kids will pay for sex
Dave Semenko says:
are you serious, you sell it to college kids
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
yea dude
Dave Semenko says:
and I wouldn't be surprised at all
Dave Semenko says:
I think if I had tons of money, I'd do it
Dave Semenko says:
why the hell not
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
sure why not
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i mean what a hundred bucks
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
nothin
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i keep 25
Dave Semenko says:
yah thats actually really cheap
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
the girl gets 75
Dave Semenko says:
you have to be fucking around with me
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
no man !
Dave Semenko says:
wow
Dave Semenko says:
thats gold
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
its fuckin montreal
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
people love to pay for sex
Dave Semenko says:
what are these chicks like
Dave Semenko says:
show me pictures
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
variety bag
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
some are hot some not so
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
fat skinny you name it
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i got a fine stable of bitches here
Dave Semenko says:
if this is true, thats fucking unreal
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
dude how is it not true
Dave Semenko says:
do you slap them if they get out of line
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
hell no
Dave Semenko says:
do you make decent money?
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
theyre all my friends
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i pull in about $600-800 a month
Dave Semenko says:
thats solid
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
for doing nothing !
Dave Semenko says:
for doing nothing
Dave Semenko says:
yah exactly
Dave Semenko says:
I have so many questions!
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i make the girls clea the sheets after
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
and since theyre all my friends they make sure no one steals anything from my place
Dave Semenko says:
do they do it on you r bed?
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
yea or couch or wherever they want
Dave Semenko says:
do you live alone?
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
yea
Dave Semenko says:
so you're essentially just renting out your place
Dave Semenko says:
for prostitution
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
more or less
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
and making a quick buck
Dave Semenko says:
at a 25% cut
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
yup
Dave Semenko says:
fuck who wouldn't do that
Dave Semenko says:
was it your idea?
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
yup
Dave Semenko says:
they weren't selling sex before
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
here and there
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
but not like they are now
Dave Semenko says:
hahaha, who are these people
Dave Semenko says:
that was said in jerry seinfeld style
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
ha
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
just people ive come across
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
in my wheeling and dealings
Dave Semenko says:
thats fucking gold
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
if you ever come to visit i can hook you up on a hot date !
Dave Semenko says:
have you ever jumped in on the action
Dave Semenko says:
BE HONEST
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
not with a john
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
but ive fucked all the girls yea
Dave Semenko says:
hahaha, for free?
Dave Semenko says:
or at a discount
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
neither !
Dave Semenko says:
full price?
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
wait me or you
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
?
Dave Semenko says:
YOU
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
im confused
Dave Semenko says:
I'd pay full price
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
oh me? i dont pay shit
Dave Semenko says:
you just said you fucked them all
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
the girls all love me
Dave Semenko says:
I was wondering if you are paying customer
Dave Semenko says:
how old are they? students?
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
fuck that noise
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
between 20 and 24
Dave Semenko says:
you're such an opportunist
Dave Semenko says:
is it true?
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
hey i got the skillz to pay the bills
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
do you think i would make all this up ?
Dave Semenko says:
not at all
Dave Semenko says:
but at the same time
Dave Semenko says:
we're talking about pimpin here
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
pimpin is overated
Dave Semenko says:
who finds the guys
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
me !
Dave Semenko says:
gimme your sales pitch
Dave Semenko says:
like how do you get some guy to do it
Dave Semenko says:
or are you already established as a pimp
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
well most people i have now just come to me
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
when i first started i had to promote the goods
Dave Semenko says:
you mean like, repeat customers?
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
now its like free money
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
yea dn friends of friends yknow
Dave Semenko says:
yah I hear ya
Dave Semenko says:
50 bucks for a suck off, thats so cheap
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i mean you can get a handjob from a hot girl for 30 bucks
Dave Semenko says:
yeah exactly
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
yea the girls all seem to like sex and not mind
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
and the guys arent super sleazy
Dave Semenko says:
condoms?
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
of course !
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
you think this is an std house?
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
plz
Dave Semenko says:
hahaha
Dave Semenko says:
just checking
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
even blowjobs have condoms
Dave Semenko says:
thats fucking gold
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
not handjobs tho
Dave Semenko says:
no they don't, do they?
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
they do here
Dave Semenko says:
thats extra safe
Dave Semenko says:
I wouldn't pay 50 for a condom blow job
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
yea who knows where these dicks have been if theyre buying blowjobs
Dave Semenko says:
sucking on a condom must be gross
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
well a lot of kids will...and do
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
nah we get flavored shit
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
its all good
Dave Semenko says:
do those actually taste like the flavor
Dave Semenko says:
I've never tasted condom before
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
me neither
Dave Semenko says:
but they smell like ass
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i dont give a fuck
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i dont have to taste them
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
let the girls do that
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i just collect the funds yo
Dave Semenko says:
are you in the appt when its being done
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
once in a while i hide a video camera
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
but usually im not around
Dave Semenko says:
NO YOU DON'T
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i go skate or chill at a friends place
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
if you say so chief
Dave Semenko says:
do they know you are taping
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
nope
Dave Semenko says:
thats an invasion of privacy, sucka
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
you are talking to a pimp
Dave Semenko says:
but I could see how you'd want a visual record
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
do you think i give a fuck
Dave Semenko says:
how long has this been going on for?
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
about 3 months
Dave Semenko says:
holy
Dave Semenko says:
pimpbot 2000 over here
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
yea seriously
Dave Semenko says:
hahaha, congrats
Dave Semenko says:
I hope business will pick up
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i cant believe you are so into the idea
Dave Semenko says:
is there ANY chance of getting busted
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
like you seem like a giddy little kid
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
asking me about my pimpin
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
of course theres a slight chance ... if someone rats me out
Dave Semenko says:
you can't expect to now be curious, when you tell me you are selling sex out of your apartment
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
but i dont have many enemies
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
and almost no one knows i do this
Dave Semenko says:
thats what I mean
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
so the chances are pretty slim
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i think its worth the risk for now
Dave Semenko says:
and its not out in the open, like you wouldn't be propositioning an undercover cop
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
haha never
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
and i only sell it to college kids
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
and i aint never seen a college kid look like a cop
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
have you
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
?
Dave Semenko says:
hellz no
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
thats what im sayin
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
its like free money and little to no chance of being caught
Dave Semenko says:
are the guys really ugly
Dave Semenko says:
or fat
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
sometimes
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
its totally random
Dave Semenko says:
yah its gotta be
Dave Semenko says:
k I gotta go study
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
all rite have a good one
Dave Semenko says:
you too buddy
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
if you ever come to mtl and want a hot fuck, let me know !
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
how funny is this
Dave Semenko says:
its gold, I hope you aren't lying
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
im totally serious
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
thats the best part
Dave Semenko says:
yah its amazing
Dave Semenko says:
WHAT WOULD GREG GILFIX SAY
Dave Semenko says:
have you ever sold yourself, to a chick?
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
nope
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i dont think i would either
Dave Semenko says:
do they do anal
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
no anal
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
i dont want messy sheets
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
poo stains = not cool
Dave Semenko says:
haha, no anal - we're running a family business here
Dave Semenko says:
are there poo stains?!?
Dave Semenko says:
thats fucking sick man
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
no there arent
your rap career is dogs garbage says:
because we dont do anal
Dave Semenko says:
I mean if you were to do anal, there would be poo stains
Dave Semenko says:
I had no idea
Dave Semenko says:
I've never done that