"oh please. im drunk and im driving ... and im fine!

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so two minks are sitting around.
one says to the other:
"you know what id really like? a coat made of yentls"

in addition to their frequent heterosexual activity, bonobos of the same sex often rub their genetals together, and gential stimulation of all types occurs most often following conflict and in situations that could potentially illicit conflict, such as when a favorite food is discovered.

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first of all
how did i get a ticket for skateboarding?
second of all
how is it possible that the first thing the cop said to me is "papers"?
what is this? nazi germany?

fuckoff

white girls sucking big black cocks through a hole in the wall: the glory hole

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"excuse me, were you in a photo exhibit? ... with a hat over your crotch?"

my next door neighbor is such a babe
i would love to marry her and be her wife