Alpha Button

[miss_teacher]

"OMG!!11!!! Guyz! Guess what? The Dog Whisperer is at it again. He's found this magical spot on a dog's body where you push it like a doorbell and *poof* you are now the alpha of that dog. It's kind of like having a Stepford Wife, only with fur."

Comments

[hearthand]

That'd be great at the dogpark.

Two dogs fighting and over comes Thee Almighteee Ownah with their pokey-pokey finger to prodey-prodey the dogs beneath the legs.

[miss_teacher]

lol. I can just see now some dumbass getting on his hands and knees to look under the hood and find this spot on his dog.

[slave2tehtink]

OMG! This is why he has to alpha roll them, though! To get to the Magic Alpha Button! IT HAS ALL BECOME CLEAR NOW.

...I just tried it on Tink. She apparently REALLY enjoys having the insides of her thighs rubbed and poked, because she was making embarrassing pornographic noises of enjoyment.

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[miss_teacher]

ROFL

I can see the headlines now: "Dog Rehabilitated Arrested for Lewd Act With Dogs"

[bellasmommy]

omfg.

if i hadn't already posted in sf_d three times today (twice for mod stuff) i would so post that there.

[darksong17]

Ugh. I want to comment but I'm not a member. It bugs me that no one else has called her out on the stupidity there :P

[miss_teacher]

lol...welll....if you want to photoshop a snarky picture of a dog's anatomy with arrows pointing to the magical button I'll post it. ;)

[darksong17]

You asked for it.

[miss_teacher]

Sweet! Can I have the html?

[blasphemusfish]

Lol the spot she is most likely talking about is a place just below the jaw, sorta in the bit where the neck joins the skull on the side of the dog's head. CM presses the spot when doing his retarded alpha rolling shit.

[miss_teacher]

Although she seems to think it's inside the hind leg. Not along the neck around like Cesar demonstrates.

[blasphemusfish]

Yeah that's what was making me laugh

[paigemom]

CM Vulcan Neck Pinches dogs????

Oh, Spock would be SO disappointed!

I, on the other hand, am rolling on the floor laughing.

[omnipoodle]

I think that post is made up of equal parts hilarity and sadness.