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[ambersaigh]

 
Read this post.  I dare you.  Go ahead - I'll wait here.

Back with me?  Got any clue what you just read?  Yeah, me neither.

What we have here is a stream-of-consciousness point of view into a space that is, apparently, partially a black hole of space-time continuum.  Is the dog incontinent?  Does a decade-past rat poisoning have any effect

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[silverblaidd]

I gotta admit, that post is full on, grade A crazy.

All it needs is some sparkly wussy vampires!

[ambersaigh]

Potentially my favorite part of this is a line I found when I went to check if maybe English was this person's second language. From her profile:

school hurts my BrAiN...it goes owchie

Truer words, my friend. Never.

[kikayume]

And now, like Amway, she has passed the pain on to a pyramid of others.

[ambersaigh]

Does Amway know what the peekaboo doggie wee wee game is?

[nyyhoneybee]

Wow.

[ambersaigh]

Did you break the code?

[nyyhoneybee]

No

[silverblaidd]

We will never know this mystery. =/

[crysania4]

I read that when it first was posted. I had no answer because I couldn't understand that the fucking hell she was going on and on about. I comment the people who DID attempt to answer that mess.

[ambersaigh]

I didn't even make it to the comments. My brain bogged down in the drifts and, in fear for my transmission, I abandoned the endeavor.

(This comment's driving-in-snow-related theme brought to you by HOLY FUCK IT'S COLD degrees Fahrenheit and Just Ridiculous local snowfall.)

[crysania4]

I completely sympathize with the cold and snow. Ours started late, but seems to be doing a good job at catching up.

[kynekh_amagire]

Oh... that video. Ugh, that hurt to watch. You can HEAR the slicker scraping skin. What a nice dog -- I would totally have understood biting in that context. Hell if I can understand anything else going on there (hamper? peekaboo? WHAT?); the grooming!fail is bad enough.

Add me to the list of "I've known her on the internet for ages and she's always been a gibbering loon", too.

[rozae]

OMFG SPIDER WTF

[kynekh_amagire]

Just a leetle one! A gray house spider. Here she is in all her kittenstriped glory next to my wasabi where I found her.

[rozae]

She looks fuzzy.

Also, that is a little too close to a spider for comfort. I'm just glad my eyeballs don't have a zoom lens. :>

[anobjectinspace]

Holy crap, having watched the grooming video, if I were that dog I'd have ripped her hand off! Bloody hell.

I barely understood a word of that post, either. I think I'm afraid of whatever that game is.