yes, we get it

[tisiphone]

It's not your fault you can't get laid. Biology is to blame, or at least some sort of sciency thing.

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[icecreamempress]

It's the facial hair.

And the attitude. But you see the facial hair first.

Seriously, I always hate this discussion, because the men who are explaining so patiently that "No, no, it's just not fair that women only want sexy confident men!" are invariably leaving out the bit where the women they want to want them are the sexy confident women.

[tisiphone]

Of course. Not only are they entitled to sex, but they are entitled to sex from supermodel rocket scientist CEOs.

Oh, and by the way?

AN ETHICAL DISTRIBUTION OF SEX.

That is all.

[missmayinga]

I like to think that that godawful excuse for a goatee is actually his face's way of warning us about him.

[icecreamempress]

Also, why are the people who are all 'OH IT'S SCIENCE' so incapable of understanding that they've been Darwinned out of the gene pool?

Sorry, fellas--my vagina says that you're just too fucking creepy and rapey to even have a chance of reproducing. It's science, you see.

[sxxk1ttn]

oh man, you should make that darwin comment to him in there. i'm imaging massive spluttering that will be atomized into the air by the facial hair.

[leastconcern]

Vaginas = science.

[screenyourself]

Whenever I see a dude with bad facial hair, I have the urge, no, "need" to shave it off him. I know a lot of women who have similar urges.

For some reason men with bad facial hair won't let me do this. :( They think they're the one in charge of their facial hair for some weird reason. I mean cutting my own hair is nowhere as satisfying as shaving their shit beards.

I should petition Finland solve this "hair imbalance" so I can shave them whenever the mood hits, y/y?

[arabwel]

People in general would havbe better sex lives if society as a whole was not so fucked up about sex. But why the fuck do people think that fucking it up even futher would be a good thing? meh.

[icecreamempress]

Do thank your friend for bringing us this shiny, shiny pinata.

[arabwel]

Horsmalahti is not and has never been my friend.

[scien]

Wondering why your supply of headdesk has stopped being delivered? FLOUNCE!

[arabwel]

... never before has the urge to go "no u!" as a reply been so strong.