Piper Legacy, Generation 7.3
Dormie: Ugh! Why do I have to sit next to Ball of Stink--he stinks!
Ball of Stink: *cue sad music* :(
What kind of dreams are you having about grilled cheese?
Actually, don't answer that.
MUST YOU DO THIS EVERYTIME YOU WAKE UP D:
Maya: Did...did someone just hit me on the face with a fish?
Maya: *distressed/confused face?*
Imagine how those fish feel by now? I'd imagine they've been used as weapons over a trillion billion times now.
Fish # 1: HELP. US.
Fish # 2: WE DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT.
Dormie: HEY MAYBE WE SHOULD KISS????
Maya: *sour face* IT WASN'T ME...IT WAS BALL OF STINK! *shifty eyes*
Ball of Stink: *cue sad music* :(
HOLY HELL. MAYA, IS THERE ANYONE YOU FIND REPULSIVE?
Yeah. You can stop stalking Secret Society Guy anytime now. Your sneaky "juggling cups" tactic? Makes the stalk even more noticeable.
WHAT? A dormie died? This hasn't happened since...the forbidden generation of Candace.
It was you, Cow, wasn't it? I KNOW IT WAS YOU, COW. THE PIPERS ARE NO LONGER SERIAL KILLERS.
The dormie that died was that one that made fun of Ball of Stink. Is Ball of Stink slowly taking vengeance?
So: This is the replacement dormie. He has marshmellow pajamas.
...The Piper way of telling someone that you like them? Karaoke. Just don't drug them first.
Maya: I doooooooooooooo.
Rodney: What? How...did I get here?
Rodney: I, Rodney, take Maya Piper as my lawfully wedded...wait...this isn't Uptown Girl!
Maya: *giggle giggle* I almost tricked you into marrying me!! *giggle*
It's been twelve hours since Maya's last GCS, and she is going through some serious mental withdrawal.
Marion: WHAT THE FUCK I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT. I WANT EYEBROWS.
Adam wanted to win a dancing competition, so they all went to the secret club of dancing.
Look! It's Jane!
Of course Tweedledee and Tweedledum are the only ones NOT SMUSTLING. DURING A SMUSTLING COMPETITION.
No, obviously a dance floor full of smustling sims = fish fight. Is it possible to be this stupid? *headdesk*
Oh, and Adam won the competition.
Adam: Who has two thumbs and is one sexy dance machine? THIS GUY!
djksdfhjsf MAYA THE COMPETITION WAS LONG OVER.
Can sims autonomously work as the DJ? I'm pretty sure Maya did this on her own, which caused her to make that face that will haunt my dreams tonight.
Looks like Maya is also popular with the ~ladies~
Or, you know, she just has a stalker that stalks her.
The stalker also sleeps in Maya's bed. Which, to me, is nothing short of creepy.
LOOK AT WHAT MAYA CAN DO! YOGA: ON COFFEE TABLES.
YOU WERE NOT A FAMILY SIM. YOU WERE A KNOWLEDGE SIM. KNOWLEEEEEEEDGE.
GhostDormie: ...So they aren't aware of the fact that they sound like two dying cats?
Unfortunately, no.
What happened, Maya?
Maya: I SAW WANDA AND STEPHEN TINKER...DO THE NASTY. D:
Maya: I DON'T THINK MY EYES WILL EVER BE CLEAN.
Another face to haunt my dreams? Thanks, Maya!
So, I'm looking for Adam, and I cannot for the life of my find him. I scrolled up the stairs to realize, he went all the way to the top of that building to teach the scientist to hang loose. WHAT THE HELL?
Maya had three bolts with this guy.
This guy, too.
Maya: I like him. He smells of grilled cheese and alcohol.
Maya: *macks on science guy*
This was when I remembered that Maya wished for beauty from the genie. Well, don't I feel stupid?
Maya: LOOK! LOOK! GRILLED CHEESE!
Maya: Aw, man, it was just another stupid shooting star.
Maya: DO YOU KNOW THE TRAUMA I HAD TO ENDURE FROM SEEING YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND SEX? I SHOULD KICK YOU ASS.
Just...how inappropiate.
Maya is my first sim to be attacked by bees during her bug catching.
She's so useless and probably has one brain cell, but I still love her.
GRADUATION TIIIME!
Jane has her 485734th mental breakdown.
While everyone else smustles.
And smustles.
...and smustles.
In fact, they smustled so much, that I actually took a video that you can see by clicking here.
Maya, aren't you looking positively excited about being the generation seven heir?
Maya: ...just...just give me my grilled cheese. I need my fix.