SEXCASUAL ROUND-ROBIN, GENERATION: 2.1
Clearly Olivia and Korey are taking good care of the baby. Being covered in snow builds character!
HOLY SHIT SHE'S EXPLODING SNOWFLAKES. WHATEVER IT WILL BUILD CHARACTER OKAY?
Don't judge them, there isn't enough room for a double in their "house." They're horny family sims. Not rain, sleet, or snow will keep them from reproducing.
Multiple times. It took them for-fucking-ever to get pregnant.
Fucking slobs. I'm surprised they haven't died by flies yet. D: This is the state of being of their house about 99% of the time. Also, sometimes there are piss puddles left by Olivia, the classiest woman about town.
She eats out of the trash.
Korey: Teehee, takin' out da trash is my number one priority~ Not like I have a child passed out while there's a snowstorm goin' on or anything heeeeeee~
Townie: o gawd that kid is being trampled by various wild animals o gawd where are her parents
Korey: lol ew what smells
Korey: hay hay cheer up~ we might be in 48937 motive failures..
Korey: ...but remember the BABIES.
Olivia: the babies?
Korey: /the/ /babies/
OH MY GOD PANDA
OH MY GOD PANDA
Toaster strudel icing is /so/ /difficult/
(thx manfred aka simpering_idiot)
YAY ASPIRATIONAL FAILURE
Olivia: One day, we'll be able to afford tables...and chairs. :|
Korey: :|
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Jacqueline looks vurry depressed. :|
~OR DOES SHE~
Jacqueline: Mother, you have gotten uterine fluids all over the newspaper. I wanted to read that. :|
Two boys, one named Peter and another named Russell.
Jacqueline: FUCK. BABIES. UTERINE. FLUIDS. ON. MY. NEWS. PAPER.
Korey: I HATE BABIES, TOO.
Russell: ..:|
Quit hissing at that garbage can, skunk. It's a garbage can and smells like you. You have no right to be hissing at it. You're being a hypocrite, skunk.
I love how Olivia just makes sure the baby is safe while this skunk randomly sprays his skunk drank all over Jacqueline.
~POOR JACKIE~
Korey: O GOD ARE CHILDREN JUDGING ME NOW. /I/ /CAN'T/ /HELP/ /MY/ /NATURAL/ /SCENT/ D:
SUP JEROME.
~*~speshul snowflake~*~
Jerome is kind of a dick. Is it because of your fancy hairstyle? DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN US BECAUSE YOUR HAIR REACHES STATES OF VOLUME MAN HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE?!
You show that Jerome, Jackie. You show him and his voluminous hair.
Also the twins grow up. This is Russell.
This is Peter.
THIS IS WHY JACQUELINE DOES NOT ENJOY PHYSICAL EDUCATION.
Olivia's worried face doesn't even look sincere. For shame.
OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO PANDA. D: D: D:
oh yey flour babby is back.
FlourBaby: LOL I'M DRUNK. ON VANILLA EXTRACT.
Good for you, FlourBaby. Good for you.
PERFECT. JUST PERFECT.
Olivia: *goes insane*
Korey: OH GOD WHAT IS THIS RAIN IT IS BLOWING MY MIND. GOD RAIN. IMAGINE THAT.
SUP CRAZY
Ball of Stink: want...to leave...stop...trapping me..in your mouth. You have bad breath...D:
OLIVIA YOU ARE NOT EVEN HELPING YOUR DAUGHTER WITH HER HOMEWORK YOU ARE JUST WATCHING HER FUCK EVERYTHING UP.
HAY CREEPY JACQUELINE YOU LIKIN' WHAT YOU SEE.
Russell: OH MY GOD WE SURVIVED CHILDHOOD!
Peter: Yeeeeeeeey.
Anywaiz. This is Peter.
People who are not Olivia: HAYSUP GET THIS CRAYCRAY BITCH OUT OF HERE.
~prayer circle ya'll~
Also this is Russell.
Russell is an assmuncher.
haysexy. She rolled ~POPULARITY~
Jacqueline: GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ON MY HEAD. WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT DO. I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. TAKE IT OFF.
I swear, Noodlesoothers are the most useless ASPIRATION REWARDS.
EVER.
Olivia: I NEVER REALLY CARED FOR FLOWERS.
Korey: Bitch, sit down. Flowers are fucking ACE.
Korey: snappin mah fingerz nothing out of the norm goin' on here~
YOUR INNOCENT CHILD IS ABOUT TO BE DOG FOOD, KOREY. WATCH YOUR CHILDREN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Peter: OH GOD YOU GUYS /GET/ /A/ /ROOM/ I CAN SEE DAD'S BONNER.
I will never understand the tormenting interaction. WHY IS IT POSITIVE.
WHY DOES IT VAGUELY RESEMBLE SEXUAL HARASSMENT?
Russell: HAY WATCH ME DO MY CARTWHEEL I AM SO GOOD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
Jacqueline: BITCH YOU SUCK. I HATE YOU. /DIE/
That's what happens when you're an assmuncher who wears robes and torments their older sister.
RUSSELL HAS MADE AN ENEMY.
but it's okay his enemy is kind of a dumbass.
Olivia: OH NO MY DAUGHTER IS AN IDIOT WHY DIDN'T I BUY HER THOSE EDUCATIONAL DVDs. THEY WERE ON SALE /WITH/ /THE/ /ROSEART/
That's creepy, Olivia. Don't do that anymore. :|
Russell: OH BOY REFRIGERATOR OH BOY. I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS ABUNDANCE OF FOOD. OH BOY REFRIGERATORS. I JUST SHAT MYSELF.
I think Jackie ~jizzed in her...dress thingy~
GOD JACQUELINE FAILING AT SCHOOL IS MAKING EVERYONE INSANE.
Olivia: lol i have a flower bb, too
Russell: OH MAN LIFE IS SO HARD. MY MOM AND DAD PLAY WITH A PACKET OF FLOUR ALL DAY AND THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE CAKE OUT OF IT.
Childfriend: Why did my mom dress me in a swimsuit.
What a match made in heaven.
This would be a scary scene to wake up to.
BUT WAKING UP TO THAT FACE IS EVER WORSE.
D8
Russell: MOVE BITCH I WANNA SLIDE ON MAH SLIDE.
Russell: I SAID /MOVE/
Korey: ..and one day you'll grow up and be a big, strong 10 layer cake. Yes you will. YES YOU WIIIIIIIIIIILL.
Do you like the /SEXCASUAL/ palace~ You know you wish you lived there.
This was my first social worker visit ever. :< <
BUT I TOTALLY GOT HER BECAUSE THEY WILL BE TEENS TONIGHT.
This is Peter who rolled pleasure
and Russell who rolled fortune and is not amused by his sister's kind of looks raunchy conversation.
What the fuck you doin', Olivia. Reading the Cat in the Hat to your teenage daughter is...kind of creepy. FUCK IT, IT'S /REALLY/ CREEPY. CUT IT OUT.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS YOU'RE NOT EVEN HUNGRY. YOU SHOULD BE A HOBO.
Yeah, buddy. You just realized NOW?
~ps sorry i kind of halfassed this and i forgot half of the things going on here so i just made up shit in my head~