SEXCASUAL ROUND-ROBIN LEGACY, GENERATION 2.2!
Korey: HALP I AM HUNGRY NEED FOOD
Peter: >:[
Oh, look! Idiocy is contagious~ ORRR this family has gotten so poor that they are starving and the only pieces of clothing they have left to wear is their underwear.
or they're just idiot.
Peter: FAWK THIS FAMILY EVERYONE IS SO STUPID. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME. I NEED MORE EYELINER. >:(
Peter: LOOK AT MY KILT. I DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR. 8D
Korey: lol still dying of hunger
Russell: FUCK YOU DAD GO EAT SOME SPECIAL K IT'S THE ONLY CEREAL THE WELFARE CHECKS COVER.
Korey: TIME FOR SOUPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE 8D *picks wedgie*
Korey: YOU LIKE SPECIAL K, DON'T YOU FLOURBABY? YES YOU DOOOOOOO
I wonder how long it will take for the maid to realize that not one person in this family has a shred of sanity left.
It did not take too long.
Maid: OH BOY I HOPE THEY DON'T TOUCH ME. OR LICK ME. OR LOOK AT ME. I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS SHET.
Postman: FUCK THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR SWITCHING ROUTES WITH DAGMAR IN ORDER TO GET LAID.
Korey: HeeeeeeeeeeeeHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Postman: oh god i hope he doesn't get drool on me :|
What the fuck is Russell's problem. He's always pissed at something. What a dick.
Jacqueline: OH GODDDDD MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE.
Russell: Bathing to sounds of sobbing relaxes me.
Panda: ._.
Rosemarie: OH EW I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.
Peter: I'M ALOOOOOOOOOOOOONE IN THIS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD.
Russell: SKJDKSDJ WHAT A PUSSY BITCH.
Rosemarie: Why am I still here.
Russell: STOP BEING SUCH A PUSS. THIS IS WHY EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF YOU IN SCHOOL.
Peter: 8(
Russell is far too much of an asshole to even try to have any friends.
Russell: GOD I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO BEFRIEND ME.
Peter: I SHOULD JUST END IT ALL ;___________;
Rosemarie: /WHY/ /AM/ /I/ /STILL/ /HERE/
Russell: FUN IS FOR PUSSIES.
Russell: /PUSSIES/ /LIKE/ /YOU/
Peter: Ouch. My breast. :(
Oh great, the house is going to be filled with skinny jeans, band t-shirts, and eyeliner again.
Russell: WHAT THE FU--- WHY ARE YOU CRYING OH I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS.
Peter: Hai are you gonna be nice to me now :D
Russell: NO SHE ISN'T YOU IDIOT. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
Rosemarie: WHAT THE FUCK. IS THIS RAIN THIS BETTER NOT BE SOME FUCKING RAIN. OH ASSES WILL BE HANDED TO IF THIS IS RAIN.
It was most definitely rain. And asses were handed to.
Peter: I HATE MY LIIIIIIIIIIFE.
I bet he wipes his boogers on his sleeves.
Jacqueline: Congrats on getting spit on by random strangers!
~YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIIIIIIIIIIIKE WHEN NOTHING FEELS ALRIIIIIIIGHT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ME LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEE TO BE HUUUUUUUURT TO FEEL LOOOOOOOST TO BE LEFT OUT IN THE DARKKKKKKKKKKKKK TO BE KICKED WHEN YOU'RE DOWWWWN AND FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN PUSHED ARRRRROUND~
Russell + Peter: OH GOD MOM PICK UP THAT BASEBALL. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST LEFT IT ON THE FLOOR THERE. THIS IS GREATLY DISTURBING USSSSS.
Olivia: OKAY OKAY I WILL PICK IT UP.
Peter: I want a cat.
~no~
Korey: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HEREEEEEEE. SOMEONE KILL ME DED.
I do not blame him one bit for having nightmares about his marriage. Not one bit.
I mean, seriously. He married HER.
THIS IS WHY YOUR NEIGHBORS DO NOT VISIT YOU.
Russell: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SCENT. THAT SCENT IS SO TERRIBLE I WANT TO RAGEVOMIT ALL OVER SOMETHING PRETTY AND EXPENSIVE.
Russell: lol mom i need food to ragevomit.
Olivia: I can't hear you, lol.
Korey: WHY THE HELL IS MY SON SUCH A LITTLE BITCH
Jacqueline: WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT QUESTION.
Russell: HELLO FUCKING THERE I NEED FOOD TO RAGEVOMIT AND ALSO TO LIVE.
and then everyone pissed Jackie off and she died.
Russell: My parents slow dancing in the snow appeases my anger. :D
Jacqueline: GOOD JOB ON GETTING THE TITLE OF "TOWN DOUCHEBAG!"
Peter: Dad, gtfo I don't want to cry with you.
Russell: HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MOM.
fkjkddjskdjs PETER WATCH OUT FOR THAT WATER BALLOON WATCH OUT FOR IT.
Peter didn't listen to me, so now he has a goiter.
:|
Korey: WHAT A STUPID FLAMINGO. I HATE THIS FLAMINGO.
Peter: OH SHIT I JUST HAD A NIGHTMARE THAT MY PARENTS WERE GOING TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ON THE SAME PATCH OF LAND AS ME WHILST DISCUSSING MY ACADEMIC FAILURES.
Russell: YOU DISGRACE ME, SOCIAL BUNNY. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE? ARE YOU JUST GOING TO POP OUT OF THE SKY AND TALK TO PEOPLE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? WITH AN ECONOMY LIKE THIS, YOU'LL NEED A MORE SERIOUS JOB. YOU'RE A WASTE OF SPACE. AND ALSO A WASTE OF A RABBIT COSTUME.
Russell: I love it when people cry. :D
Peter: Listen, I am one bad ass mofo.
Peter: I am like, totally BFFZ with my mom. We're like motherfucking Calvin and Hobbes.
Olivia: *senses a disturbance in the force*
Olivia: PETER WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BRAGGING ABOUT YOURSELF TO STRANGERS? EVERYBODY HATES YOU.
Jacqueline: Everybody hates you! :D
Townie: .....are you srs.
So fucking emo he constantly needs to be cheered up by people.
Townie: I pity the fool who manages to meet this family. :(
Olivia: OSNAP A MOHAWK ZOMBIE WITH BLUE GLOWING GLASSES. =O =O
You're gettin' oooooooooold.
Aww, she's still pretty adorable. :)
~*~Living the good life fuck yea~*~
RunningTownie: Oshit the SEXCASUALS oshit gotta go.
RUN, TOWNIE, RUNNNNNNNNNNNN.
Russell: Oh boy I can't wait until I can punch you in the throat.
Peter: /WHAT/ /IS/ /MY/ /LIFE/
Jerome Inada and his sexy, voluminous hair is back. And he is angry.
and he also has some crazy-cool moves.
Jerome: OH GOD HOW DID I GET HERE I NEED TO LEAVE NOW.
Jerome: WAIT I NEED TO RAGE ABOUT THIS FAMILY MOAR.
Jerome: NVM GOING NOW GOING NOWWWWWWWWWWW.
Olivia: Why nobody likes us? :(
Olivia: Why is my body not properly frozen. I am not good enough to be fully frozen, that's probably it. :( *applies moar eyeliner*
Olivia: Son, I am disappoint. :|
ksjjdskjdksdj YOU DO NOT DESERVE A HOBBY YOUR HOBBY IS CRYING OVER EVERYTHING.
Russell's anger is an epidemic. It spreads crazy fast. AND HE RUINS PEOPLE'S DAYS.
Way 2 also kill people's happy moods, Peter.
Still getting cheered up, because he is an emos.
This is not inappropriate /at/ /all/
Korey grew up and is happily watching the clouds thinking of the dreams he could have pursued had he not married Olivia.
~they still have their flame~ it's just a little crackly now.
wat.
Korey: I would totally lose by oldmanboner for you if you smelled right now. :O
I DON'T KNOW WHY I TOOK THIS IT'S JUST CUTE /LOOK/ /AT/ /IT/
This whole reading to teenagers thing will never not be creepy to me.
OHYES 1/3 OF THE WAY DONE WITH THIS GENERATION.
Ohsnap unf at you, Jackie.
Russell: And then I was like, "IS THAT A FUCKING BASEBALL ON THE FLOOR?!?"
Holy fucking cow, the second he grows into an adult he starts crying little the little babby he is. :\
GROW A PAIR, PETER. GEEZ.
Anywayz here is Russell as an adult, pretty unfy as well.
...and also still an asshole times 9288infinity.
This is Peter. Now with hardcore lip piercingz.
This never stops. Ever.
Russell has this creepy way of just watching Peter cry. It's like he gets a sick satisfaction watching his brother suffer.
and this allllll happens while the two old fogeys play bingo and completely forget they have childrens.
Now, let's one last look at our heir contenders:
Russell
Fortune
S/N - 3
S/O - 8
L/A - 7
S/P - 0
G/N - 10 (ikr?)
Peter
Pleasure
S/N - 9
S/O - 10
L/A - 4
S/P - 0
G/N - 10
Jacqueline
Popularity
S/N - 8
S/O - 9
L/A - 6
S/P - 3
G/N - 9
(Remember, as per Round-Robin Rules, you guys have to vote for the next heir, through a poll. The next generation (generation three) will be played by mirablu@celliesims!)
VOTE FOR HEIR @ THIS ENTRY!