Exclusive: Dotto's Sordid Love Life, In Pronumerals

[dotto]

I was bored, I wanted something to update. So I wrote this.

Comments

[aureyaofchoc]

I get that all the time, too. Girls who say they'll call and never do...

[dotto]

Never trust things that start with J, I think that's the lesson here.

Zing!

[aureyaofchoc]

...okay, you win that one. *grumbles*

[aureyaofchoc]

That was me, btw.

[taraerin]

So T comes along and reads A's lj and feels bad that B and D didn't work out, and is unsure if E didn't work out, or is in the process of not working out, or will in fact one day be married to A. T also wonders where C went and concludes that C was either a fling too inconsequential to bear mentioning, or the source of too much heartache for A to possibly record at this present time. T hasn't seen A in a while, but is very interested in keeping up with A's love life and thinks perhaps they should go cruising for alphabitches some time.

[dotto]

C is actually just B's boyfriend who A used previously when he was describing love geometry (there were some more polygons with other people). He really couldn't care less about C anymore but for the sake of consitency, he won't replace him with another interest even though he could have easily put E there. Also, the pronumerals have no ressemeblence to their real names (actually one does, but that was a coincidence). But hell, you can be T if you want. Though I may have to pity the fool.

Female pronumerals regardless, we should totally go cruising in your Hyundai sometime. Anything to get me away from work for just a little bit. Please.

[sin_dot_com]

I'm not going to bother.

But seeing as I've rubbed and tugged the entire of the japanese kanas my sense of pronumerals is a touch out of whack.

6y

[sin_dot_com]

see?

6x

[dotto]

ロル、　ニーしはファンニです！

[sin_dot_com]

those aren't even pronumerals

6x

[the__impaler]

oh why do you bother? to escape the dreary rut of kfc? :D