It's been one entire year since I got my job at KFC Miranda, which has probably changed every aspect of my life...well maybe not changed every aspect, but at least built on aspects. Here is what I've learnt
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Davido Qo Lovos Yo (ask him, not me)aureyaofchocJanuary 27 2005, 15:53:51 UTC
I should be working but I can't be fucked, and so I'll spend my time commenting:
! What's a hypochondriac? Stop using big words, dammit. You have to adapt to your dumb friends. And holy shit, who spends $104 on food in one go?
! Hooray!
! No offence, but the Shire kinda scares me.
! Hooray!
! Fuck the bitches. Or throw large oversized trees at them.
! *throws confetti at capitalism-in-general* Hi, meet my friend Capitalism-In-General. Ignore the burn marks all over his skin, they're just from bits of flaming confetti some bitch threw on him.
! That might work to your advantage one day.
! Couldn't fucking agree more.
! Oh, damn, money.
! Food is good. And useless things that break DID make you happy at some point. And crappy movies make you feel superior to all those people that are in the cinema at the same time as you, ENJOYING the movie.
iohA, Jas
GOD, fucking hell, even iohA is starting to piss me off, now. It sounds too fuckign Hawaiian. I'm NEVER going to have a good opposite-of-greeting.
Aww, heo lovos meodottoJanuary 28 2005, 02:52:36 UTC
! hypochondriacs are health freaks (i may have spelt it wrong). I only too often get people asking - in a fast food place - if there is anything healthy. Worse, I get people wanting fresh chips instead of the ones which have been sitting in the warmer for an entire four minutes then not wanting to wait the 2 minutes 30 it takes to cook them.
Don't worry, be happy
anonymous
January 27 2005, 16:06:42 UTC
"! Some female workmates will flirt with the cooks insted of serving and take hours for one task. They will also tell you you work too slow and look crap. "
Become a cook and if thats not an option, become a female workmate.
"! As far as I can see, the only way to get fired is to set off a small atomic explosion in the foyer, when the head of KFC is in a 5 metre radius."
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! What's a hypochondriac? Stop using big words, dammit. You have to adapt to your dumb friends. And holy shit, who spends $104 on food in one go?
! Hooray!
! No offence, but the Shire kinda scares me.
! Hooray!
! Fuck the bitches. Or throw large oversized trees at them.
! *throws confetti at capitalism-in-general*
Hi, meet my friend Capitalism-In-General. Ignore the burn marks all over his skin, they're just from bits of flaming confetti some bitch threw on him.
! That might work to your advantage one day.
! Couldn't fucking agree more.
! Oh, damn, money.
! Food is good. And useless things that break DID make you happy at some point. And crappy movies make you feel superior to all those people that are in the cinema at the same time as you, ENJOYING the movie.
iohA,
Jas
GOD, fucking hell, even iohA is starting to piss me off, now. It sounds too fuckign Hawaiian. I'm NEVER going to have a good opposite-of-greeting.
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3! None taken, the Shire DOES scare me.
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'How' is American Indian for hello, so 'woh' is goodbye. Also do the backwards hand movement if possible. I'll show you on Monday.
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Become a cook and if thats not an option, become a female workmate.
"! As far as I can see, the only way to get fired is to set off a small atomic explosion in the foyer, when the head of KFC is in a 5 metre radius."
Flirt with the boss.
! Don't ever fall in love
Don't flirt with the boss
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Maybe I'll heed your advice.
Davida tonight, darl
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:D
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