Last night Danika and I went to Luke2's house warming/all of his Chirstian friends getting engaged at 20 party. There was -5 degree nakid slippery sliding (mainly from luke), a skanky SKANKY stripper who fucked some greasy guys head and set her cunt and nipples on fire with hair mouse (impressive but stinky...burning herpes not good). Too many ( Read more... )

I bet drinking alcohol and having a life would be dreamy ( Read more... )

And here's just a note for our comatose patients out there:

All your loved ones have moved on.

But if its any consolation, they're happy.

Oh well.

You snooze you lose.

FUCK i'm FUCKED OFF today. nobody call me, nobody talk to me. i want to bite peoples fucking heads off. i havnt been this pissed off in a while. fuck shit fuck cunt shit fuck mutherfucker ( Read more... )

It is going on 7am and i have already been at work for half an hour. My mouth is dry, my head is swooning, my stomach is clenching and i keep swallowing involentarily every 10 or so seconds ( Read more... )

Why do people rub things on their faces when they think they feel nice?

I'm writing because i have to go to uni in an hour and i'm tired and dirty and hungry ( Read more... )

My life has changed so much in the past few weeks ( Read more... )

Just saw the first brisbane Against me! show ( Read more... )

I got a new job yesterday ( Read more... )