Heard tonight at firewood

[double_ohsteven]

Someone was at the airport and a female homeland security guard was saying

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[auntie_lukers]

didn't get it at first....

[pinkfish]

I sometimes leave things in my bag, hoping that one of the hunky TSA guys will have to do a search.

On the occasions when that has worked, they have always been far too professional at their jobs :(