Amusing 411 profile

[double_ohsteven]

Here is one of the funniest profiles I've seen in awhile:

Age: 43 Earth years (but only 22 in Martian years)
Height: 5'10/ 178 cm
Weight: 210 lbs/ 95.25 kg - A bit of belly, but solid and dependable.

I am a reasonably open-minded man, and am looking for good guys to chat with and meet for friendship or even a relationship. I care most about

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[allanh]

I once had an insistent suitor who was/is a professional children's clown. He was totally closeted because evidently Gay Is Not Good For Professional Clowns. And he was really, really creepy.