Bad tattoos

[doublebeddreams]

Some of these are NSFW



If you had to choose one in each of the following pairs, what would you get, and why? Remember, death is not an option.

1)Bootay on your Bootay



OR

a potato and Peter from the Family guy



2)I love Clay Aiken! He is so cute and funny and his puppy dog eyes just make me melt everytime I see him. OMG! LMAO! OMG! LOL!


OR

Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you. Kisses Celine! Je t'aime!



3)Breast feeding is part of a very special and sacred bond between a mother and her child.



OR

Is it a skull? Or an especially limber purple lady?



4)Oprah lifting weights, because she can



OR

A tribal McDonalds logo. Because you can.



5)A fairy baby that will eat your soul



or

A terrible tattoo artist who will eat your adorable daughter's soul



6)Pee Wee



OR

Pee Wee



7)A washed up ugly stripper (who might actually be a drag queen -- and if so I apologize)



OR

A tattoo of a stab wound on your chest (edgy)



Choose wisely