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ok i cant start it from the begining... but you get the picture. LMFAO
MESTupGCfreak54: ew yuckers
MESTupGCfreak54: oh dear god
MESTupGCfreak54: i cant picture that
xX roXy 08: LMFAO
xX roXy 08: NEITHER CAN I
xX roXy 08: LMFAO
xX roXy 08: EWWW
xX roXy 08: THEY PROLLY READ A BOOK ON HOW TO DO IT
MESTupGCfreak54: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
xX roXy 08: CUZ THEY DONT KNO ANYTHING
MESTupGCfreak54: \LMFAO
MESTupGCfreak54: LMFAO
MESTupGCfreak54: FALMO
xX roXy 08: AND THEY WILL PROLYL BE LIKE WHERE DOES MY FINGER GO!?!
MESTupGCfreak54: LMFAO
xX roXy 08: LOL
MESTupGCfreak54: WHERE DOES MY FINGER GO
xX roXy 08: LMFAO
xX roXy 08: YES
MESTupGCfreak54: UP YOUR PENIS HOLE?
MESTupGCfreak54: HMM
MESTupGCfreak54: LMFAO
xX roXy 08: LMFAO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MESTupGCfreak54: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
xX roXy 08: FOR WHEN HE FINGERS HER
xX roXy 08: LOL
xX roXy 08: LMFAO
MESTupGCfreak54: LMFAO I KNOW IM KIDDING
MESTupGCfreak54: I KNOW
MESTupGCfreak54: LMFAO BUT THEY MIGHT NOT KNOW THAT
MESTupGCfreak54: THAT YOU FINGER A CHICK
MESTupGCfreak54: AND YOU BLOW A GUY
xX roXy 08: SHE WILL BE LIKE HOW DO GIVE U HEAD
xX roXy 08: WHERE DOES MY MOUTH GO
xX roXy 08: LMFAO
MESTupGCfreak54: LMFAO
MESTupGCfreak54: HMM LET ME SEE
xX roXy 08: LOLOL
xX roXy 08: LETS READ UP ON THIS
MESTupGCfreak54: Step 1) The Female should open her mouth and the Male should position his penis inside her mouth, situated so that it does not choke her, but so that it fits in their nicely.
xX roXy 08: lmfao
xX roXy 08: LMFAO
xX roXy 08: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
MESTupGCfreak54: Step 2) The Female should then start gliding her mouth back and forth over the Male's penis, causing him to start having a feeling of ecstacy.
xX roXy 08: LMFAO
xX roXy 08: GLIIIIIDING
xX roXy 08: LMFAO
MESTupGCfreak54: Step 3) The female should start paying close attention to the way the Male moans and whimpers to her movements, and should start either slowing down, or gliding faster depending on his actions.
xX roXy 08: lolLOLOL
xX roXy 08: LOL
xX roXy 08: AMAZING HOW U KNO THS
xX roXy 08: LMFAO
MESTupGCfreak54: Step 4) Now, it is time for some tongue play. The Female should start to swirl her tongue around the Male's head of the penis, causing a more tingling for enjoyment of the Male.
xX roXy 08: but he doenmst kno how to finger her lmfao
xX roXy 08: blocked
MESTupGCfreak54: DAMMIT
xX roXy 08: lol
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xX roXy 08: blocekd
MESTupGCfreak54: is that blocked
xX roXy 08: l;ol yes LOL
MESTupGCfreak54: GAH
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MESTupGCfreak54: aww this ruins it
MESTupGCfreak54: lmfao
xX roXy 08: blocked
xX roXy 08: LOL
MESTupGCfreak54: are you serious
xX roXy 08: its all blocked lmfao
xX roXy 08: yes
MESTupGCfreak54: *****************************************************************************************************************************************
MESTupGCfreak54: is blocked
xX roXy 08: yes
MESTupGCfreak54: wtf
xX roXy 08: lol
MESTupGCfreak54: Step 5) BE PREPARED FOR AN ORG!...The male, by now, has probably started to gain a feeling of releasment, and will soon org. Please be aware, female, that the Male will squirt a semi- translucent fluid called "cum" out of his penis at his muscular release, also called "the org."
MESTupGCfreak54: i called it an org instead
MESTupGCfreak54: lmfao
xX roXy 08: lol
xX roXy 08: ok
MESTupGCfreak54: or WAIT
MESTupGCfreak54: did that work
MESTupGCfreak54: lmfao
MESTupGCfreak54: penis
MESTupGCfreak54: was that blocked
xX roXy 08: Panda7: watch her get pregnant cause they don't know how to use a condom
xX roXy 08: LMFAO
MESTupGCfreak54: LMFAO
MESTupGCfreak54: LMFAO
xX roXy 08: LOL
xX roXy 08: LOL
xX roXy 08: THEN THEY WILL BE LIKE WTF DO I DO WITH THIS STUFF?? SPIT? OR SWALLOW?
MESTupGCfreak54: Step 6) Once the male has orged, please be aware that the "cum" substance is not meant to taste good. This substance is a matter of bodily fluids, not designed for human eating. It is an option though, to swallow the cum, but most woman preferably like to spit it out. A good suggestion is to have a potted plant of some sort in the room; that way, when the male cums, you can intake the substance in your mouth, but then hurriedly run over to the potted plant and spit it out, (it makes great fertilizers.)
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