Yo, peep this. According to this magazine, 92% of the hunnies at UCLA are sexually active. 92% yo! You know what this means, don't you. This means I got the 92% chance of embarrasing myself. I roll up on that shorty like, what's up yo? She be like, you don't know 20 different ways to make me call you big pappa cause I don't, yo. Rest in Peace.

meeting with my RD today. residence hall probation, meaning that if it happens again between now and december 31, i get kicked off campus or something.:-( and some alcohol meeting mallory and i have to go to. gayyyy. and a letter is being sent home to my house ( Read more... )

no sleep. in a long time, once again ( Read more... )

so how did this happen all at once? i've got my court date today for my chalked id, my mom's on her way to get me. i need to call m&t about my stupid money problem that ISN'T my fault. AND to top it all off nicely, sunday night we were being too loud and got written up for drinking in our room, so our appointment with the RD is tomarrow, hopefully ( Read more... )

"College kids... they'll sleep with anyone & everyone, but they make damn sure to wash off that ball before throwing it again in beer pong"

PLEASE LET ME SLEEP BEFORE I GO EVEN MORE CRAZY THAN I AM RIGHT NOW. BECAUSE IF I DON'T GET A NAP IN STARTING IN THE NEXT FOUR HOURS, I'M NOT EVEN TRYING, BECAUSE IT'S ST. PATRICKS DAY AND ITS GOING TO BE A GRAND WEEKEND. SO PLEASE, WHOEVER IS PUNISHING ME WITH INSOMNIA, LET ME SLEEP. IF YOU DON'T, WHEN I FIND YOU, I MIGHT KILL YOU. 
LOVE-JESS

i've been doing so well. yes i was awake until 6:30 in the morning everyday, but i slept all day, which was improvement from not sleeping at all. but here...this is my sleep for the past couple days. i woke up at 4pm on wednesday, then i stayed awake until 7am, took a nap until 8:15, went to class. went back to bed at 10:30, woke up at 2pm...and ( Read more... )

AAHHH. i need to start waking up and going to class. and this is an easy class, so if i do bad in it because i don't show up i'll shoot myself in the face ( Read more... )

i am $280 in debt. how this happened, i don't know. seeing as how i havn't used my card or taken money out since november, when i had some money in my account. it was only a little i know, but i had a lot to pay for and i was unemployed because i was at school ( Read more... )

i hate the way i look. sometimes i disgust myself. well, usually ( Read more... )