me too, now

[doubleindemnity]

Anyone who reads this, ask me three questions. You can ask anything you want. Then, post this in your journal allowing me and anyone else to ask you anything. Go.

Comments

[londontheory]

1. someone asked this of me, & it's a good one: who's yr favourite canadian?

2. your fondest memory?

3. what will you do next?

finally, answers

[doubleindemnity]

1. I’ve been thinking about this quite a bit. I think it would be a toss up between Don McKellar and Margaret Laurence. Margaret Laurence because I love her writing and I think she was an interesting misfit of a Canadian - socially inept, difficult, bitchy. What’s the current critical assessment of Margaret Laurence these days? Since I dropped out of English, I don’t know what’s de riggeur

[dammit_spock]

1. if you were forced to eat your own limbs, what kind of wine would you serve with yourself?

2. say you were travelling through vietnam with anthony bourdain, and you guys were eating dinner at some noodle joint, and he said that "this dish really reminds him" of something french. what would you do?

3. if i said haggis was really good, would you try it?

[doubleindemnity]

1. Good question. Probing. Deep. Refined. I don’t think I could serve myself with wine. I think I would be best paired with a shot of Vietnamese vodka with snake blood. I figure both are not for the faint of heart.

2. I think I would stop eating and look up incredulously. After a moment, I would warn him that if I have to listen to another ignorant, Eurocentrist comment, I’m going to show him what the real “heart of darkness” is. Then, I would return to eating.

3. Yes but only after I see you chew and swallow a piece of haggis. When you lived in China, did you ever eat a soft-boiled fetal chicken egg?

[dammit_spock]

i never ate it, but i knew of it, and i decided long before it was ever offered to me, that i just couldn't go through with it. and i couldn't.

[shiu]

dudes, haggis is awesome.