the best excuse to stay home from school is ...

[doubleindemnity]

i have leprosy.

best excuse ever.

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[londontheory]

or: i just read kristeva & my head exploded. mess on the wall. can't make it in to work because the heat is curdling what's left of my upper-insides.

[shiu]

brings me back to highschool when we could fill the "sign-out" book. there were some really awesome reasons because they never read the book!

"locked in the trunk of a car."

anyway, policies changed and they got super-anal. however, it was all good as i had turned 18 a week before they went into effect. score!

[selenie]

or when i was trying to get fired:
"i don't feel like you really want me to work for you."
i would've canned my ass!

[dammit_spock]

we have a winner!