From Twitter 04-16-2011
- 10:01:32: I really am pathetic when I'm ill. I want cookies for breakfast.
- 14:04:23: RT @bengoldacre: I expect this from UKIP or the the Daily Mail. Not a government leaflet. http://t.co/6q90CLc via @guardian
- 16:02:12: RT @Glinner: RT @reddit: Why "this is fun" is 10x more secure a password than "J4S!2" - and "fluffy is puffy" is even better http://redd ...
- 16:17:31: Football will make me feel better #mufc
- 16:22:53: Dirty Kolarov #mufc
- 16:26:50: Friend who's not into football is asking what's wrong with Man City. It's basically just that they have no souls. #mufc
- 16:28:23: Manchester City players are more likely to have criminal records, kill or injure animals and think that Hitler was just 'misunderstood'.
- 16:31:00: I thought goal mouth forcefields had been banned by the FA? #mufc
- 16:37:18: Manchester City fans have close set eyes, making them untrustworthy. On average they have one GCSE grade E #mufc
- 16:46:49: Rooney's look is 'The Accused' by Umbro #mufc
- 16:54:21: Am I right in thinking that attempted murder is still illegal, even when committed by a blue shirted player at Wembley? #facup #mufc
- 17:00:24: Look at those tits with their bananas #facup #mufc
- 17:03:57: At half time, Manchester United winning 0-0 #mufc #facup
- 17:18:27: BRING ON THE PEA! #mufc
- 17:20:27: RT @prodnose: Script Idea: England, October 1346. As two armies shape for battle we see small red sports car driving at speed across the ...
- 17:22:12: Most of the tweets about the #facup are from United fans. Makes sense, difficult to tweet with webbed hands #mufc
- 17:26:52: Well that was clearly offside
- 17:31:38: It's ok, #mufc come from behind more often than Brent Corrigan in Just The Sex, and to a lesser extent, Just The Sex 2
- 17:32:29: She knows! RT @BethHannon: Oh shit. Its time for the big guns: Giggs and Little Pea!
- 17:37:57: If Lescott had a normal shaped head that would have been dangerous #facup #mufc
- 17:40:13: Hooray, Ferguson replaces a Turnip with a Little Pea #mufc
- 18:10:53: Fucking dirty cheating City, I hope that your dreams go unfulfilled
- 18:16:15: RT @Spandatron: City might have got to the final doesn't change the fact that Mancini has a PAN face!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 18:22:02: I'm not watching this shit *Sees boys' thighs* Oh, I'll give it a chance #sytycd
- 18:32:40: RT @prodnose: Someone on 606 just said of Man City "...they're like the Chelsea of all Britain." This passed without comment. Not on my ...
- 18:33:24: Watching Sing If You Can now. This is like karaoke at the Brittania on Scotty Road, only less blood #siyc
- 18:43:31: My mum : I hope those models are trained snake handlers #sifc
- 18:57:49: Wow, me and @ joelmchale have the same birthday! So that's me, him, Dan Byrd and Jonathan Woodward. We should form a cult.
- 21:26:07: Cameron the telly talking about changing the rights of accession, what about letting a Catholic be Prime Minister/
- 21:48:59: Exorcist on ITV4 - get in
- 22:00:02: The Exorcist is the best horror film ever because you get to know the characters, they're not just fodder
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