From Twitter 05-04-2011
- 08:38:55: RT @TwopTwips: SHOW just how hilariously funny you are by making a Star Wars-referencing play on words with today's date. Then fuck off. ...
- 08:42:23: Zach is like the Easter Bunny, I go to sleep and when I wake up there are pictures of his beard everywhere. Just like the er...Easter Bunny.
- 08:55:22: I don't celebrate st*rwa*s day, tomorrow I will be celebrating #pintodemayo
- 11:18:38: Sage advice indeed RT @ hanabizzle Don't buy coathangers after a couple of pints. You'll buy WAY TOO MANY.
- 15:48:06: Just been in a meeting. Teen pregnancy support funding basically reduced to a box under the stairs. Thanks coalition!
- 18:41:21: My wii fit pig has gone silver! This is the closest I'm getting to an Olympic medal
- 19:11:52: Valencia! So good The Decemberists
- 19:12:04: wrote a song about him
- 19:13:02: RT @prodnose: 1-0. Schalke rotten again. Boys. You're not supposed to lull the opposition into a TRUE sense of security. That's lousy lu ...
- 19:42:20: RT @curlydena: Oh dear, Alan Smith. Oh deary me. @AlanSmithy17’s account taken over by his (angry) Mrs. What do they say about a woman s ...
- 19:50:52: 99 to go RT @Zoey_Mia: Warning to road users in the Inverness area. Beware of glass on the road. Apparently a giant green bottle has smashed
- 20:20:35: I'm off work the day after the Champions League Final, that could be dangerous
- 20:46:52: I love my LJ flist. Someone just exclaimed "Pick up a fucking Edda!!"
- 20:50:44: RT @DaveGorman: He "shooted" his scenes did he, Daily Mail? http://yfrog.com/gy1hulfxj
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