Dude, know what's awesome? Me.

[doublethink]

I fuckin totally got new jeans the other day. And I got a hair cut. Which is grand, because my hair was stupid and I've been wearing the same pair of torn jeans for a month straight, and I was starting to look like an extra from Beverly Hills 90210. Which might sound cool, but trust me, it wasn't. I'm especially psyched about the jeans, because

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[mayadaikon]

DiFaras fucking rocks!!!! OUT!!!! YEA!!!!! DIFARAS!!!!!!!

Don't watch TV. I did, and now there I have a celebrity screensaver of George Eads from CSI.

[doublethink]

DiFaras4Eva. I can't go there and not gourge myself. It's a problem.

And I don't know who George Eads is. Cuz I don't have a TV. So 'boo' and 'ya'.

[kaxi]

I wanna new bike.
One that don't make me sick.
One that don't make me feel ten feet tall.
One that don't make me feel three feet thick.

[doublethink]

Are those the original lyrics (minus your "bike/drug" substition)? Cuz if so, that's a way freakier song than I ever gave it credit for.

[kaxi]

Mostly, I went to check now. I made up the third line, thinking like high or dizzy. But the third line should be: "One that won't make me crash my car."

I can't decide which is cooler.

[aphonik]

you are pretty awesome. and i don't know, i have a tv, but i never watch it, unless i want to fuel my smoldering inarticulate rage. i don't really know what the kids are watching these days, and i don't really mind. i just watch antiques roadshow and knit sweaters for the grandkids.

i was looking in the music section at target the other day, particularly the hip-hop endcap, and it just seemed like such a laughable bling-bling cliche, all the more so because i'd never heard of any of them. it just seemed like some kind of parody. pop culture is all oblivious self-parody.

ikea sells cheap dishes. we bought a set a few weeks ago. it was good and very swedish. i liked it. the end.

p.s. if my job gets outsourced and you do buy a couch, can i come live on it?

[blanka]

i like all of these sentences.

[doublethink]

True that about pop culture. It's so fucking nauseating these days -- how did it get to this point? Or perhaps it's been this bad for a long time and I'm just becoming more and more crotchety in my old age. Hip-hop especially, though plenty of the current rock selection is just as ridiculous (The Bravery, et al). I keep hoping the there will be a major backlash against this materialistic "bling-bling" garbage, ala the hair-metal backlash in the 90's.

Anyway, Ikea is swell for cheap yet not-ugly stuff. I got an awesome kitchen table and chairs from there that are hottt and cost me like $0.02.

And yes, if I ever get a couch, you can totally move in. Or you can move in now, if you bring your own couch (byoc).

[berkprotocols]

Re: The Bravery. While it may be le gay, Blender is good for SOME things--like exposing the fact that said band's singer and keyboardist were formerly in a ska band called Skabba the Hutt. And that the dude (singer) had really bad blond dreads. And, oh yeah: THIS WAS IN 1999.
If that doesn't scream longstanding indie hipster cred, I dunno what does.
Also: Don't kid yourself about pop culture: It's always been shit.

[doom1n1bass]

forget the TV and the couch, get the bike. Get a couch once it is cold outside. Or don't buy a monthly metro card for the entire summer, only ride the subway when you have to and use the left over money to bike a new bike.

[blanka]

i like how you wrote "bike a new bike." you have a one-track mind. heh. get it? one-track mind.

[doublethink]

The problem is, I already have a bike. I don't have a couch. The not-buying-a-metrocard idea is interesting, though. I'll have to consider that.

eat my butt

[anonymous]

more eatin'. less typin'.

Re: eat my butt

[doublethink]

Who is this?! I will most certainly NOT eat your butt. State your name, mysterious stranger!

Re: eat my butt

[anonymous]

eat it!!
eat my dirty can!
be sure to not choke on it!