BAM!

[dougied]

id just like to pass along a little chunk of wisdom. lets say you just woke up, and your hungry. So you rummage through the kitchen in search of anything ressembling breakfast food, but the best you can come up with is triscuits and cheesec that doesntt sound too bad, does it? Fuck it, itll do

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hey

[dougied]

hey i love you

Re: hey

[dougied]

doug, stop talking to yourself

[philophobia5]

aww douglas my little emril, i think you should stick to easy-mac, esp since that stuff didnt taste good.

hey sexy

[fairybabe7]

well you know i know ur sick. and i sorry i want u to feel better. you sounded dead on the fone. cheer up and feel better. we got to hang out soon. love you bye

good job

[anonymous]

aww poor dougie, i sry dougmeister...but at least u learned a valuable lesson...we could all use one of those. I'm around if you need me...did i ever give u my cell phone #?

[xmalibubarbiexx]

Wow I wanna be wicked cool and leave doug a message too! sooo you ever stopp being a pussy and do what I told you? Cuz you should. Cuz we all know here that you love cate and that you want her body but your jus so damn irristitable that now countless girls are fighting over your cock.

<---With Love, and Brutal honesty--->
<3 Miss Tay

P.S. Ur still my Valentine! yeaaa thats right!

yes...

[dougied]

if you are refering to the lady advice you gave me, thanks but not thanks, douglas is the master at handling bitches n hoes, and needs no mortal advice.

PS

<3 you my valentine