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[dougmander]

Common questions asked of me by middle school students

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[alikander]

Questions you will hear every day in three weeks:

Can I go outside today?
Can I have some crunchy?
Can you rub my tummy?
Can I have some crunchy?
Can I have a drink from the bathroom sink?
Can I have some crunchy?
Can I go outside again?
Can I have some crunchy?
Can I sit on your lap while you're typing?
Can I have some crunchy?
Can you make it stop raining?
Can I have some crunchy?
Can I have some crunchy?
Can I have some crunchy?
Can I have some crunchy?

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[dragonfall]

What's crunchy? And why in 3 weeks?