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dourmetal

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Dec 29, 2005 17:39

sorta!contest
In the anime Fullmetal Alchemist, which many of you are at least somewhat aquainted with, there is a character known as Barry the Chopper. If you are in anyway familiar with this character, before and/or after he becomes a suit of armor, your task is this:

Write a pick-up line that Barry would say to any male(s), female(s), or Envy(s ( Read more... )

penbeetreewood, sorta!contest, quizzes

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katerpillar195 December 29 2005, 16:13:32 UTC

I love Barry the Chopper! I think he's my favorite character. Ever. :)

But no pick-up lines at the moment, I'm just so brain-dead.

And I COMPLETLY thought that Envy was a chick until I encoutered a fic where Ed and Envy get it on... I was like "WHAT THE HELL?!?!? SHE HAS A PENIS???"

But I didn't know about the whole not-having-genitalia thing. >.>

dourmetal December 29 2005, 16:16:07 UTC

No, no! I have no idea if Envy has genitalia. I meant Frieza. We were discussing androgyny in anime.

katerpillar195 December 29 2005, 17:13:55 UTC

OOHH.

I love androgynous boys. So much. I think because they're non-threatening. Plus I think gender-bending is fun.

katerpillar195 December 29 2005, 17:16:15 UTC

Also I think that anytime the phrase "I have no idea if BLANK has genitalia" is used in a convo, it officially becomes one of the best conversations. Ever. Lmao.

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silverblaise December 29 2005, 18:27:18 UTC

Oh yeah, Frieza was always male to me, but I think anime/manga creators have fun creating "guess the gender" characters. And maybe Envy is a female, just with a really flat chest. XD But he/she/it is a shapeshifter right, so they could be either, and the true form is probably a big shapeless blob or something. *g*

Haven't seen the anime and haven't gotten far enough in the manga (haven't gotten very far in the manga at all really) to encounter Barry the Chopper. Which is a shame because I'm usually pretty good at thinking up cheesy chat up lines. Not that I ever use them of course. Well, only on my friends and they don't mind. ^__^

ooh he becomes a suit of armour too? So he and Al can have, like, buffing competitions or something? "My armour body is shinier than your armour body!" "Nu-uh!" "Yuh-huuh!" "NUU-UUUUH!" "YUUUH-HUUUUUH!" . . . Okay I'll stop the silliness now.

dourmetal December 29 2005, 20:32:08 UTC

Actually, I consider it more as armor-sex. XD

silverblaise December 30 2005, 08:42:08 UTC

That too of course. *g* Oh and I thought up a couple of chat up lines! Don't know how good they are but - *shrugs*

(For when he's in armour form, even though he looks very ugly in armour, couldn't find a pic of him as a human)

to woman: Hey, you oil my armour I'll trim your bush. XD

to man: Need a screw? I'm your guy.

Yes they're terrible, but isn't that kind of the point? ^__^

dourmetal December 30 2005, 17:58:36 UTC

OMG! Those're GREAT! ::saves to disk::

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icestar_c_m December 30 2005, 04:57:54 UTC

along with frieza and fams, there's cell too... 0o dbz has lotsa armoured things i think...

dourmetal December 30 2005, 17:59:32 UTC

Armored...things??? :;laughs hysterically::

icestar_c_m December 30 2005, 21:46:22 UTC

what'd i say? *worried* I never could figure out frieza, or its fams, or cells genders.

dourmetal December 30 2005, 21:54:56 UTC

No, no! You said 'lotsa armored things', and I went into pervert-mode. XD

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