Because apparently, that's what I've been doing, and I only just noticed . . .
I noticed that they sometimes dress funny. I'm not talking deliberately picking weird clothes on Mannequin Five for some weird reason, like it's their turn to be on the truck and give Matsumoto a break.
I'm not talking the VS Arashi stylists making Nino wear toddler clothes.
I mean, even when stylists dress them for a regular, (relatively) serious show, somehow . . .
. . . Matsumoto is wearing pajamas, Ohno's inseam is a foot shorter than they theoretically measured, Ninomiya is cosplaying Rumplestiltskin, Sakurai couldn't have a jacket that is tighter around his sloping shoulders-and why is Aiba wearing my Aunty Nobuko's Sunday outfit?
*Must pay more attention in the future. Do not just stare at faces.*