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[dousedwithsyrup]

ive been trying to think what to update on but i couldnt think of anything

give me 3 things and ill write a story

ready break!

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[meganerd042]

1.) smelly feet

2.) batteries.

3.) spoons.

and an extra

4.) jesus.

yea try that. pissh. :)

story time numero uno

[dousedwithsyrup]

so jesus was walking down Michagin Ave. in chicago when he handt't realized he HADNT WASHED HIS FEET IN 1,000 years and when ever he would walk by somone they would pass out of the horrid smell. Hours past and he didn't know what to do. Suddenly it got dark and he had no source of light so he decided to go to the local Walgreen were "everything is perfect" to buy some batteries so he could power is flashlight that was in shape of a cross. While walking to pay for these duracell batteries the clerk asked him "arent you jesus?" and juses replied " shhh kept it on the DL here"
the clerk smiled and asked the savoir if he wanted a set of spoons so he could try the saturday sample of tuna soup. he took the spoons and dug in THE END

Re: story time numero uno

[meganerd042]

hahahaha that is amazing. nice job bobo.

[xokatiesbabyox]

how about
1. a taxi
2. some cd's
3. and a boxing glove filled with string cheese

yepp

[an_ode_2_no1]

a skateboard, a thong, and a duck