i-d-k, my b-f-f, jaebum
i-d-k, my b-f-f, jaebum
jaebum-centered, jaebum/nichkhun, junsu/wooyoung
R...ish
a/n. i swear i'll write something serious one day.. [also, just so everyone knows: i do know it's key that cooks in shinee >.> but junho does not XD]
Jaebum loves the word fuck. There's just no other word in the entire universe of language that can describe so much with so little effort. That and you can use it as pretty much everything in a sentence, whatever those things are called. So, yeah, maybe Jaebum uses fuck a little too much, but whatever right? As long as he keeps it out of interviews, then it's completely okay.
"Fuck, my shoelace broke," Jaebum says, glaring at the broken piece of string.
Silence follows and Jaebum looks up to find the camera rolling. "Oh, um. I mean." Jaebum smiles weakly, holding up the shoelace. "Aw shucks, my shoelace broke!"
"Way to go, hyung," Chansung says, snickering.
Jaebum glares and Chansung promptly stops. Jaebum keeps glaring for good measure - he may be short, but that just means he can reach various parts of bodies they don't want him reaching for. Especially Chansung. The interview goes on smoothly after Jaebum's shoelace is fixed, and Jaebum wisely keeps his mouth shut and lets Taekyeon do all the talking. Taekyeon doesn't seem to mind, so it's all good. Well, except for their manager standing behind the camera with the fiercest glower Jaebum's ever seen in his life, and that's including Chansung.
He does't think he'll be getting off so easily, on this one. Fuck.
"You all have got to stop swearing so much. I know, you're from America and you have no morals whatsoever-"
"Hey!" Nichkhun interrupts, pouting. "I have morals! I don't swear at all!" Taekyeon pats Nichkhun's head comfortingly.
"And I'm religious!" Junho chimes in, arms crossed over his chest.
"It's true," Chansung says from his position on the couch. All of it. "I've seen his crosses. He's either religious, or Buffy the Vampire Slayer."
"Shut up," Junho snarls. "Buffy was awesome."
"OKAY," their manager bellows, holding his hands up. "Everyone except Nichkhun and Junho have morals. What I'm trying to say is, you guys can't go off saying... that word-"
"Fuck?" Wooyoung supplies helpfully. He wilts under the glare their manager sends him. "Sorry."
"THAT WORD," their manager cries, pointing his finger menacingly, "IS BANNED."
"Aw, fuck," Jaebum says.
"You're so screwed," Chansung says, laughing gleefully.
"Why am I screwed?" Jaebum says, kicking at his bedpost. "You say it just as much as me, you know."
"Do not," Chansung says, shifting. "I... say other things, too."
Jaebum raises a brow in disbelief. "Hey, Chansung, wasn't Yoobin hot today?"
"Fuck yeah," Chansung says without hesitation, then, "oh, fuck you, douchebag."
Jaebum smirks.
"You just need to think of other things, is all," Junho says gently, patting Jaebum's back. "I mean, you could always read, or pray, or take up cooking? Lots of things."
"Cooking?" Jaebum says, skeptical.
Junho nods, shrugging. "Never know until you try. And plus, all the bands have someone in them who can cook. Dongbangshinki has Jaejoong-sshi and SHINee has that.. one dude. The Bling guy," he says, then points to the kitchen. "Shoo, go cook us something."
Jaebum ends up nearly setting the apartment on fire, and it's only through Junsu's and Wooyoung's quick thinking that it's the microwave that's dead and not them.
"Maybe you should pray, instead," Junho says thoughtfully.
"Hyung, are you okay?" Nichkhun asks Jaebum later, tentatively keeping his distance.
"Fu- I mean, no. I hate this shi- I hate this. GODDA-"
"DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN, PARK JAEBUM!" Junho's voice rings loud and clear through the house, and Jaebum swears he heard a thump somewhere in the middle of the yell, followed by what seemed like muffled cursing that sounded suspiciously like Chansung.
"Man, this sucks," Jaebum says finally, slumping back against the couch.
Nichkhun bites his lip and sits down next to him, awkwardly. "Well, it could be worse," he says.
"How?" Jaebum asks, glaring. "I can't say my favorite word. How could it possibly be worse?"
"You could not be able to DO your favorite word?" Nichkhun says, smiling nervously.
Jaebum stares at Nichkhun in horror. "Don't even suggest that! I mean, you're right, but now that you've said it, it could come true!"
"You're not allowed to date, and you're also not allowed to have random 'hook-ups', either," their manager says, finishing up the New and Improved List of Dos and Don'ts for 2PM, and gives Jaebum a hard look with the last Don't.
When Jaebum looks around to fix Nichkhun with one of his glares, Nichkhun's nowhere to be found. "This really isn't fair. At all," Jaebum says after their manager leaves, glaring at the floor instead. "I mean, what are we supposed to do when things get bad? Jerk off in the bathroom and feel really stupid afterward?"
"Uh," Junsu says, pausing dramatically, "Yes." Wooyoung nods his agreement from beside Junsu.
"Fudge," Jaebum says.
"I thought we were supposed to be badass, you know?" Jaebum says, glowering at the ceiling. "Oh, my bad, I mean, badbutt." Jaebum sits up, growling. "AUGH, whatever, that just sounds gay."
Taekyeon sighs, popping another chip into his mouth. "Well, why don't you just ask Nichkhun how he does it. He's from the states, too, and he doesn't curse like there's no tomorrow."
Jaebum hums, nodding slowly. "Yeah... yeah, you're right. I'll go talk to Nichkhun," he says brightly, slapping Taekyeon hard on the back. Taekyeon chokes on a chip and Jaebum winces, inching out before Taekyeon can do any payback.
"So," Jaebum says casually, helping himself to Nichkhun's bed with a flop and a short, satisfied groan, "Why don't you like to swear?"
Nichkhun watches Jaebum warily from his computer, shrugging. "Don't feel like I need to color my language to sound cool," he says.
Jaebum laughs, rolling onto his side. "Color your language? What the he-" Nichkhun raises a brow and Jaebum backtracks. "I mean, what the... crap, Nichkhun?"
"I just don't need to prove I'm manly by saying dirty things every other word, is all," Nichkhun says, biting at his lower lip.
"Hey!" Jaebum says, sitting up. "Are you saying I'm compensating for MANLINESS?"
Nichkhun grins, hesitantly. "Well, hyung..."
"Oh, you're going down, Thai-boy," Jaebum says, "I'm going to kick your a- I mean, your booty."
Nichkhun snickers, then bursts out laughing, loudly. "M-my booty," he says between giggles, rolling around in his chair.
"Hey, hey, shut up," Jaebum says, hands on his hips. When Nichkhun only laughs harder, Jaebum glares. "HEY. S-T-F-U, Nichkhun!"
Nichkhun blinks, stopping mid-laugh. "Did you just say S-T-F-U?"
Jaebum tilts his head, then grins. "Oh man. I just figured out how to work around the swearing. I am so F-ing good."
"Well, what are you going to do about sex?" Nichkhun asks, snickering again.
Jaebum smirks.
"I was wondering when he'd figure the acronyms out," Wooyoung says, licking his lips. "Among other things."
Junsu nods, then pushes Wooyoung's head back down again.
jaebum-centered, jaebum/nichkhun, junsu/wooyoung
R...ish
a/n. i swear i'll write something serious one day.. [also, just so everyone knows: i do know it's key that cooks in shinee >.> but junho does not XD]
Jaebum loves the word fuck. There's just no other word in the entire universe of language that can describe so much with so little effort. That and you can use it as pretty much everything in a sentence, whatever those things are called. So, yeah, maybe Jaebum uses fuck a little too much, but whatever right? As long as he keeps it out of interviews, then it's completely okay.
"Fuck, my shoelace broke," Jaebum says, glaring at the broken piece of string.
Silence follows and Jaebum looks up to find the camera rolling. "Oh, um. I mean." Jaebum smiles weakly, holding up the shoelace. "Aw shucks, my shoelace broke!"
"Way to go, hyung," Chansung says, snickering.
Jaebum glares and Chansung promptly stops. Jaebum keeps glaring for good measure - he may be short, but that just means he can reach various parts of bodies they don't want him reaching for. Especially Chansung. The interview goes on smoothly after Jaebum's shoelace is fixed, and Jaebum wisely keeps his mouth shut and lets Taekyeon do all the talking. Taekyeon doesn't seem to mind, so it's all good. Well, except for their manager standing behind the camera with the fiercest glower Jaebum's ever seen in his life, and that's including Chansung.
He does't think he'll be getting off so easily, on this one. Fuck.
"You all have got to stop swearing so much. I know, you're from America and you have no morals whatsoever-"
"Hey!" Nichkhun interrupts, pouting. "I have morals! I don't swear at all!" Taekyeon pats Nichkhun's head comfortingly.
"And I'm religious!" Junho chimes in, arms crossed over his chest.
"It's true," Chansung says from his position on the couch. All of it. "I've seen his crosses. He's either religious, or Buffy the Vampire Slayer."
"Shut up," Junho snarls. "Buffy was awesome."
"OKAY," their manager bellows, holding his hands up. "Everyone except Nichkhun and Junho have morals. What I'm trying to say is, you guys can't go off saying... that word-"
"Fuck?" Wooyoung supplies helpfully. He wilts under the glare their manager sends him. "Sorry."
"THAT WORD," their manager cries, pointing his finger menacingly, "IS BANNED."
"Aw, fuck," Jaebum says.
"You're so screwed," Chansung says, laughing gleefully.
"Why am I screwed?" Jaebum says, kicking at his bedpost. "You say it just as much as me, you know."
"Do not," Chansung says, shifting. "I... say other things, too."
Jaebum raises a brow in disbelief. "Hey, Chansung, wasn't Yoobin hot today?"
"Fuck yeah," Chansung says without hesitation, then, "oh, fuck you, douchebag."
Jaebum smirks.
"You just need to think of other things, is all," Junho says gently, patting Jaebum's back. "I mean, you could always read, or pray, or take up cooking? Lots of things."
"Cooking?" Jaebum says, skeptical.
Junho nods, shrugging. "Never know until you try. And plus, all the bands have someone in them who can cook. Dongbangshinki has Jaejoong-sshi and SHINee has that.. one dude. The Bling guy," he says, then points to the kitchen. "Shoo, go cook us something."
Jaebum ends up nearly setting the apartment on fire, and it's only through Junsu's and Wooyoung's quick thinking that it's the microwave that's dead and not them.
"Maybe you should pray, instead," Junho says thoughtfully.
"Hyung, are you okay?" Nichkhun asks Jaebum later, tentatively keeping his distance.
"Fu- I mean, no. I hate this shi- I hate this. GODDA-"
"DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN, PARK JAEBUM!" Junho's voice rings loud and clear through the house, and Jaebum swears he heard a thump somewhere in the middle of the yell, followed by what seemed like muffled cursing that sounded suspiciously like Chansung.
"Man, this sucks," Jaebum says finally, slumping back against the couch.
Nichkhun bites his lip and sits down next to him, awkwardly. "Well, it could be worse," he says.
"How?" Jaebum asks, glaring. "I can't say my favorite word. How could it possibly be worse?"
"You could not be able to DO your favorite word?" Nichkhun says, smiling nervously.
Jaebum stares at Nichkhun in horror. "Don't even suggest that! I mean, you're right, but now that you've said it, it could come true!"
"You're not allowed to date, and you're also not allowed to have random 'hook-ups', either," their manager says, finishing up the New and Improved List of Dos and Don'ts for 2PM, and gives Jaebum a hard look with the last Don't.
When Jaebum looks around to fix Nichkhun with one of his glares, Nichkhun's nowhere to be found. "This really isn't fair. At all," Jaebum says after their manager leaves, glaring at the floor instead. "I mean, what are we supposed to do when things get bad? Jerk off in the bathroom and feel really stupid afterward?"
"Uh," Junsu says, pausing dramatically, "Yes." Wooyoung nods his agreement from beside Junsu.
"Fudge," Jaebum says.
"I thought we were supposed to be badass, you know?" Jaebum says, glowering at the ceiling. "Oh, my bad, I mean, badbutt." Jaebum sits up, growling. "AUGH, whatever, that just sounds gay."
Taekyeon sighs, popping another chip into his mouth. "Well, why don't you just ask Nichkhun how he does it. He's from the states, too, and he doesn't curse like there's no tomorrow."
Jaebum hums, nodding slowly. "Yeah... yeah, you're right. I'll go talk to Nichkhun," he says brightly, slapping Taekyeon hard on the back. Taekyeon chokes on a chip and Jaebum winces, inching out before Taekyeon can do any payback.
"So," Jaebum says casually, helping himself to Nichkhun's bed with a flop and a short, satisfied groan, "Why don't you like to swear?"
Nichkhun watches Jaebum warily from his computer, shrugging. "Don't feel like I need to color my language to sound cool," he says.
Jaebum laughs, rolling onto his side. "Color your language? What the he-" Nichkhun raises a brow and Jaebum backtracks. "I mean, what the... crap, Nichkhun?"
"I just don't need to prove I'm manly by saying dirty things every other word, is all," Nichkhun says, biting at his lower lip.
"Hey!" Jaebum says, sitting up. "Are you saying I'm compensating for MANLINESS?"
Nichkhun grins, hesitantly. "Well, hyung..."
"Oh, you're going down, Thai-boy," Jaebum says, "I'm going to kick your a- I mean, your booty."
Nichkhun snickers, then bursts out laughing, loudly. "M-my booty," he says between giggles, rolling around in his chair.
"Hey, hey, shut up," Jaebum says, hands on his hips. When Nichkhun only laughs harder, Jaebum glares. "HEY. S-T-F-U, Nichkhun!"
Nichkhun blinks, stopping mid-laugh. "Did you just say S-T-F-U?"
Jaebum tilts his head, then grins. "Oh man. I just figured out how to work around the swearing. I am so F-ing good."
"Well, what are you going to do about sex?" Nichkhun asks, snickering again.
Jaebum smirks.
"I was wondering when he'd figure the acronyms out," Wooyoung says, licking his lips. "Among other things."
Junsu nods, then pushes Wooyoung's head back down again.