eh. fuck youuuuu. you know, it's weird. if this wasn't so shitty, it would be funny.

lol.

Finally, I have a chance to write. And by chance to write I mean one where I am not freakishly lazy. Although, I have forgotten nearly everything that has happened to me. Behold the problems that arise when I freakish;y ignore my livejournal. Eh, unmotivation consumes me, what can I say.

We had an hour delay from school yesterday (woopadeedo) and ( Read more... )

I have been rituously ignoring my live journal ... but hey, that's because I'm lazy and ... ill-motivated. And I'm shifty in my writing abilities. Sometimes it comes ridiculously easily to me, and then it doesn't. And, in turn I become stuck with so many things to say and no way to say them. Because, if I attempt to do so, my words sound horribly ( Read more... )

Uh oh. Early morning post. Hmm. Why I insist on posting when I have nothing to say is beyond me. Well, I don't really have nothing to say ... I just have too much to say, and I'm quite lazy.

Arg. lol. That word is great. Cuz ... it's very aloof. And it quite describes how I'm feeling now. Because I don't really know. Yeah, I'm not good at making ( Read more... )

"The Dufranes are locked in someone's trunk right now with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry ... that's a double whammy!"  -Mitch Fucking Hedberg  Yeah, man, that's what this entry is. A double whammy. Meant to explain the shitty home life ... but most likely tangeting off into a psychotic haze, for that is what I do best after all.

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"Four more years of George Bush will be like four more years of syphilis."  -Hunter S. Thompson
"Let me tell you what a brick of hash and some porno tapes will do for a man."  -Jon Stewart's perscription for dealing with the new Republican administration.

As I sat here in my room, staring at my Floyd poster of the Berlin Wall with that phrase ( Read more... )

First, lemme just say, double you tee eff stomach pains?!

Also, for those of you who don't know how molesty my dentist is ... eww. Hallucinagens in the novacaine was one thing, but going needle happy is quite another. The bastard must have shot up my poor mouth 4 times. Double you tee eff dentist. Despite that, it was another fun filled dentist ( Read more... )

If I thought that I loved Halloween/ the time around Halloween before ... no, that was NOT love. I fucking love it. Now more than ever. lol That is the quote I hate from all those speeches by politicians about our country and being "patriotic." Look at my ass all off topic and shit. I figured by tomorrow, I'll be too retarded to update about the ( Read more... )

Ha, I'm in school right now. I don't suppose that makes me the least bit better than anyone, but I sure feel special. Actually, I don't. At all. I am a liar. Jaimee had stolen yoohoo and that be the best kind. I want it ... maybe I'll take it form her and it will become a twisted cycle of misbegotten yoohoo glee. Glee.

I've come to the conclusion ( Read more... )

It's my opinion that one who sleeps in their clothes from the night before looks really hot in the morning. Greasy hair, wrinkled clothes, smudged make up, and no recolection of how they got there. Good times.

Just for reference, my entry is NOT fucking emo. It's called, 'shit happens.' And I'm writing it with my left hand on a shit load of my mom ( Read more... )