When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. You thanked her by crying all night long ( Read more... )

My time is nigh... Ah.. yes... I'm close.. I feel it. Everyone has concieved me to by what used to my nothing. But now I have you all, for it is time for everyone to see past the mask and see the true me...

Ralph_/_Shift

Your Deadly Sins

Envy: 60%

Lust: 60%

Pride: 60%

Greed: 20%

Wrath: 20%

Gluttony: 0%

Sloth: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 31%

You will die in a duel.

How Sinful Are You?

Ah...... SEX! NOW! SOMEONE (To any female reading this) SEX MEH NOW! X_X Rooooooooooaaaaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!

HOOOOOOOOOOO! SHIT HAS JUST HIT THE FAN!!!!!!

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Meh..........!!!!!!!!!!!! I need sex... now.... o_o Seriously... o_o

28 Days Left til Shift hath no Fury

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29 days... Shift hath no fury...

Yes... My plan has unfolded nicely. The change begins now. By the end of the summer, I wont be the same Ralph that everyone once concieved me to be. I am one step closer to my goal.

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Wow... I've completely neglected my lj. Oh well.. I started work today at Calder, twas loco and fun. Dont feel like explaining it, but I made $57 to burn off. My parents won't let me go to Port St. Lucie cuz of the fact that I have to take my driving test around that time and dad's complaining about it. So meh.. We'll have to talk about my bday ( Read more... )