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Who's a sexy piece o'ass, you are...YOU ARE ( Read more... )

According to Webster: "The state bird of Florida is the, 'Early' Bird."

back from Florida. damn straight.

I am sarcastic attempting to be serious ( Read more... )

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry...

[I had such a glorious day, thank you to all those who care and don't care if I wear sandels all of the days.]

I love you all, no joke, even you Donald Trump.

She was a champion.
However, today that changed.
She felt different, and the
only way to describe her feeling
would be to quote Les Miserables.

for about 10 minutes a nine year old liked me and wanted to date me.

Me: I have a nine year old boyfriend.
Jay: awesome.
Jay: steal his virginity and lie to him.

Go to snapple.com and play the "Real Facts" game, it's near the Snappleton Theater.

I'm Shoo-Shoo Shakin', Shoo-Shakin'.

She mentioned something about that time,
boy does it seem so long.
So long ago.
I didn't know where I was, or who I wanted to be.
But 'Oh' how I want to be with you.

"maybe a dingo ate your bahbay." -Seinfeld.

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