Jesus, people can be nutbars sometimes.

[downlikebass]

When I've saved up the money, I'll get a nice mail-order bride. I found a site boasting russian amputee brides. They're half off but work twice as hard.

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So much comedy gold to mine!

[yokel_ghost]

You must have found one that was quite disarming.
They're not very handy around the house.
Best not to go for a cut-rate bride.
Get two and make a complete set.
No need to observe the Russian Arms Treaty.
... ad nauseum

Re: So much comedy gold to mine!

[downlikebass]

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?

Having arms and legs.