PSA

[downlikebass]

Turns out New Jersey is secret code for the deepest level of hell, the place furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Here Satan's wings flap eternally, producing chilling bitter winds that encase sinners in thick ice. Lament your sins, ye who are thrown into this frigid pit of despair

Comments

Bend over

[yokel_ghost]

If you take the train through (god forbid TO) Trenton,NJ, there's a big sign that says, "What Trenton makes, the world takes."

Now you know where we're taking it.

Take care of that cold. Go to Paners and get a chicken soup sub.

[nooneshabit]

and you thought that i couldn't triple that...pffft...

get better soon!!!

hmmm

[bizarr0matt]

thats a good point... i mean, what was this charity you were fundraising for, anyways?

Wouldn't it just be better if you stayed home and just donated the money you would have spent wining and dining?

but i guess noone would get laid that way...

Hmmm, would that be prostitution?... like, if one of the girls (or guys i suppose) said that they would "guarantee that the date would end with a bang", emphasis on bang, if they went for more than 200 bucks? I'm sure some sorrority has done something like that at some college... somewhere. Hell, maybe even here! I go to a real school, now, after all.

Re: hmmm

[downlikebass]

Dude, I'm just trying to get higher bids, not crushed under a mob of 50 girls.

[lilly_lerouge]

i would have paid more for you... maybe $10.80.... MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEEE!!!