Oh God

[downlikebass]

This slurpee is so goddamn tasty. Been having too much healthy type food lately, my body screams for pure sugar. Not that healthy food isn't delicious. Fruit and other tasty vittles dance before my tongue on command, like some sensual flavor harem. But the sweet sweet sin of corn syrup and caffiene...oh god, daddy's missed you

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[swingurl]

Man, now I really need a slurpee! But they don't have 7-eleven here =(

--Also, this will allow me to start my stripper career quick
Thanks to yours truly! =P

classic

[anonymous]

"Also, this will allow me to start my stripper career quick, should this whole engineer think not work out. I'll be Indiana Johnson. Remember me for your next bachelorette party!"

if i ever wind up with a mess of cash, i'm just going to pay you to hang around me and say stuff like this. i miss it. :P

-mike