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[downonthecorner]

MY BRAIN IS MELTING OUT OF MY EARS. Why am I taking so many NEWTs, again?

Oh, yeah. Ravenclaw.

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[aegoldstein]

You know, it's really very lucky I didn't have any to begin with. So it can't melt. EH MALFOY?

We can revise together, don't worry.

[nox_draconis]

What the devil is up your arse, Goldstein?

[aegoldstein]

What's up yours, pal?

You know, I hear some people in some places make these things called jokes sometimes.

[nox_draconis]

The last time I checked a dictionary, the definition of "funny" did not include lackluster verbal miscarriages.

Private to Goldstein

But don't you worry; I hardly meant to interrupt your shag-fest with the Ravenclaw upholstery. You may go now. Hump and be merry.