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Quick xmas gaggette...
What is the most common reason for cowardice in snowmen?
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Snow balls! -
Another day, another joke.
What goes bang, thump, bang, thump, bang, thump, bang, thump, bang, thump, bang, thump, bang, thump, bang, thump, bang, thump, bang, thump, bang, thump, bang, thump, bang?
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A Time lord committing suicide. -
Poem/joke of the day
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy wuzz wasn't fuzzy was he?
... so he changed his name to fred bear.
Bazinga! -
What I've learned today
1). Don't submit your coursework 30 minutes before the deadline. It is possible (I'm living proof), but it isn't something that I'd recommend ( Read more... ) -
Joke Corner
Joke of the day.
What sound does an atom make when it falls over?
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"PLANCK!" -
I've got a million of these...
Joke of the day.
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?
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Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
Admittedly, this is not a joke but it is still pretty funny... despite the fact that nobody knows what it means. -
Ba Dum- Tshh!
Joke of the day
Why is there no hydrogen in Ireland?
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Because it isn't found in a free state
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Bazinga...
Joke of the day ( Read more... ) -
Random Joke of the day
Something I thought about starting for people who need a giggle (or the excuse to throw virtual ketchup satchets at me). That and it motivates me to write more often.
Joke of the day.
If smoking increases the risk of cancer, what causes Capricorn?
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Poorly fitting shoes in Southern Italy!
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Did I mention how much I hate statistics?
I am currently in a stats workshop, being told in a very patronising way how most of the class failed an assessment. At the moment, I have better things to do then sit around for three hours doing nothing. I can do that for free at home. Also. theres a 50% chance that I might have to do a presentation tomorrow... with less than a day's notification ( Read more... )