Tonight is going to be the greatest night of the year. A good portioni of my friends are going to hang out!!!!! I have already had six beers and am showing no sign of stopping.

Last Cigarette: DOn't smoke ( Read more... )

I just got a second job......working the door at a bar, where they let me drink on the job. It's been nice knowing you, I am a dead man.

I am trying to piece together the events of last night. I am not sure what happened, where I went or what went on. As I woke up this morning I realized that there was evidence of a struggle. Here are the clues that I am working with ( Read more... )

Got drunk tonnight. 2/3 of my best friends were present. It was a geat time. Chuck rules and Qb is a god amongst men. Good to have both of them around, it was like heaven on earth this evening. I must go to sleep now.

Get this ( Read more... )

I have just come to the conclusion that I would not trade my life for anything. I rule.

Took the quiz ( Read more... )

I visited home this past weekend from Thursday through Sunday and was sober for a whole 20 minutes all weekend. Here is the weekend in a nutshell ( Read more... )

Number of drinks consumed: 11,444.16
Amount of money spent: $45,7776.45
Rated: Homer Simpson: mmmmmm...beer the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. But we know at heart that you are just a family person. Not a bad effort though.

Fill this many bathtubs: 33.45
Buy this many ferraris: .28