4.3.
previously: Itsy and Katelyn aged into teens, were the epitome of adorable, and officially began dating, Brendan was an asshat deluxe and had a failtastic prom, Auntie Bri came for a visit and imparted her usual "cheer" and "wisdom", Casey went on protective dad overload, Ana quit her daycare job, and Ian aged up into a teen and was summarily ignored.
Ian has been seeing this girl from school, and finally decides to invite her over to meet his family. things must be gettin' srs.
her name is Yoanna, and she's kind of a betch, ngl. but in a good way!
Ian: Hey babe!
Yoanna: Yuuuup.
i don't know why, but she makes me channel Lana Kane >.>
Lana Yoanna: What's up, bitches?
Yoanna & Ian: *hug it out*
Casey: What the hell is going on out here?
Katie: *sigh* This is so awkward.
Itsy: *does his homework on the front porch AGAIN*
Yoanna: Your family is kind of weird.
Ian: I know. LOL
Katie: So... *awkward pause*
Yoanna: Oh, you're Katie right? I think we have a few classes together, but you're kind of below my level, if you know what I mean? I'm kind of a big deal, and you're dating your imaginary friend, so, you understand right?
Katie: You're kind of a bitch, you know that right?
Yoanna: So I have heard.
Katie: *angrily chops lettuce* 'Effing skank. *muttermutter*
Itsy: This looks delicious, Katie.
Katelyn: WHAT DOES THAT HO MEAN I AM NOT ON HER LEVEL? I AM SO ON HER LEVEL, I AM BEYOND HER LEVEL!
Itsy: Er, the apples are chopped very precisely, this is almost like art, babe. You are so talented. *flatters*
Katelyn: I am awesome. I AM AWESOME, DO YOU HEAR THAT HO?
Katie: Okay, look, if you're going to be dating my brother you had better not be jerking him around, because if you are then you and I will throwdown, bitch.
Yoanna: Are we seriously having this conversation?
Itsy: Oh shit. I had better intervene. And also: dat ass.
Itsy: I think what my girlfriend means is that she is a little protective of her brother, and in the event that you're two timing Ian or you know, whatever, then you and her shall have words.
Yoanna: Yuuup.
no wonder Ian likes her, she has a tongue ring...
Casey: I have the distinct feeling that I no longer have any control whatsoever in my own household. *is so lost*
Brendan: Whatever. *DNGAF*
Itsy: Yoanna ! Check this out! BLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *attempts to ease the tension*
gotta love childish sims.
Itsy: *is highly entertained with himself*
Yoanna: You're fucking weird, but I like you kid.
they share a goodnight kiss later in the evening, and it was very d'awww worthy.
over the weekend the teen sims threw a beach party and invited the three or so teen sims that they knew. this 'hood needs to breed more, damn it.
Itsy: I FUCKING HATE DIRTY PLATES ):<
Katie: *sigh*
Itsy and Brendan bond.
Bren: Dude. WHATEVER.
you cannot even fathom how many fucks this kid does not give in one solitary sim day. it is mind boggling.
Katie: This is my social life? I officially hang out with the nerds? I can't even.
Nerd Kid: THIS IS MY FIRST PARTY I AM SO EXCITED. CAN I SMELL YOUR HAIR!?
also note the lines bisecting every teen in who has any sort of skin showing, i just now noticed that apparently after re-installing before i put in Generations that i lost the fix for teen/elder muscle sliders, and will now have to go hunt it down again. oy vey.
Katie: *DNGAF/Channels Brendan*
Nerd Kid: You're hot.
Ian decided to show up finally with Yoanna in tow somewhere around there. the cool factor for this party just increased by 10.
Yoanna: This party is fucking lame.
Itsy: *gets juiced*
Kid: That was totally my spot!
Yoanna: Yuuuup.
Casey: Hey honey! How was your party?
Katie: ... my complete lack of facial expression should speak volumes as to how much my party sucked.
Casey: Ouch.
Katie decided to work off some steam on the treadmill. btw, i had a bit of unused space upstairs so i sort of made a little workout room out of it.
Katie: SCREW YOU WORLD.
World: No, screw YOU, sir.
i installed the muscle slider fix, so no more weird lines through their bodies. however, Ian's bulge is creeping me out a little.
that next day:
Casey: The kids are gone... want to woo-hoo in the pool? *eyebrowaggle*
Ana: Nasty. Chlorine is so not sexy.
Casey: D': *REJECTION*
Ian is kind of a prepster douche.
Itsy: FU SANDCASTLE!
Itsy: TAKE IT YOU WHORE.
Katie: It's so hot when you get all raged up.
Itsy: Really?
*snog*
creepy camera be creepin'
Katie: Let's kick the shit out of these sandcastles together!
Itsy: THIS. IS. SPARTA.
Katie: *pant* MAN I feel better.
meanwhile, Ana and Brendan have a pillowfight for no reason in particular.
Ana: *huff/puff* Hold on. *gasp/pant* I need to catchy my breath.
Brendan: *POW*
Ana: OOF.
i redecorated the bonus room upstairs which used to be the playroom, but since all of the kids are grown up and Ana no longer does daycare, i made it into a nice little family fun time room.
complete with juice bar! (BAU's Paint by Number prints are awesome, btw. wish i would have found them when i did the Doyle's 1960's house!)
the kids got right down to playing with the foosball table.
Ian: *plays latest Grand Theft Auto* Ohhhh! Did you guys see that!? I totally just banged that hooker and beat the shit out of her to get my money back! OH SICK BURN!
Brendan: *still does not give a crap*
Casey: Sweetheart, please tell me you're being safe. Just, you know, be smart about your body, teen pregnancy is not something to be taken lightly. It's just because I love you.
Katie: Please. Stop. Talking.
everyone attended Brendan's honors ceremony, where he got a few awards for his participation in shop class and music club, which means he will be aging up soon into a YA!
Itsy with Tamo's Ultra Plain Faces. he is still scrumptious.
and Casey, too. they weren't too much of a leap from Traelia's face skins, but they're much cleaner imo.
Brendan is even cuter.
Brendan: I am so hot.
Ian: TRASH... mmrffffggg... *snores*
Ana is stunning.
best genes ever.
Ian still looks like a douche, but that can't be helped really.
he just is kind of a douche >.>
Katelyn is still gorgeous as ever
work it you hot bitch.
Auntie Bri looks muuuuch better.
*share inside joke*
*GIGGLESNORT*
time for Bren's birthday!
*BEDAZZLE*
HOTTIE. OMG.
for no reason that i could fathom at the time, Katelyn got put in the corner for time out. i... honestly have no idea why she got in trouble. she didn't even do anything lol
graduation time!
lookin' like a dumbass, but he graduated Valedictorian and got voted most likely to take over the world. how apt.
she has been working out a lot lately, i don't really know why, she is skinny as hale.
a nice view of the Doyle house from a distance.
Itsy: You're so hot when you're all sweaty from working out.
Katie: I know. *smolder*
these two, just <3 <3 <3!!!! and that's all for now peeps, thanks for reading! ta-ta for now!
Ian has been seeing this girl from school, and finally decides to invite her over to meet his family. things must be gettin' srs.
her name is Yoanna, and she's kind of a betch, ngl. but in a good way!
Ian: Hey babe!
Yoanna: Yuuuup.
i don't know why, but she makes me channel Lana Kane >.>
Lana Yoanna: What's up, bitches?
Yoanna & Ian: *hug it out*
Casey: What the hell is going on out here?
Katie: *sigh* This is so awkward.
Itsy: *does his homework on the front porch AGAIN*
Yoanna: Your family is kind of weird.
Ian: I know. LOL
Katie: So... *awkward pause*
Yoanna: Oh, you're Katie right? I think we have a few classes together, but you're kind of below my level, if you know what I mean? I'm kind of a big deal, and you're dating your imaginary friend, so, you understand right?
Katie: You're kind of a bitch, you know that right?
Yoanna: So I have heard.
Katie: *angrily chops lettuce* 'Effing skank. *muttermutter*
Itsy: This looks delicious, Katie.
Katelyn: WHAT DOES THAT HO MEAN I AM NOT ON HER LEVEL? I AM SO ON HER LEVEL, I AM BEYOND HER LEVEL!
Itsy: Er, the apples are chopped very precisely, this is almost like art, babe. You are so talented. *flatters*
Katelyn: I am awesome. I AM AWESOME, DO YOU HEAR THAT HO?
Katie: Okay, look, if you're going to be dating my brother you had better not be jerking him around, because if you are then you and I will throwdown, bitch.
Yoanna: Are we seriously having this conversation?
Itsy: Oh shit. I had better intervene. And also: dat ass.
Itsy: I think what my girlfriend means is that she is a little protective of her brother, and in the event that you're two timing Ian or you know, whatever, then you and her shall have words.
Yoanna: Yuuup.
no wonder Ian likes her, she has a tongue ring...
Casey: I have the distinct feeling that I no longer have any control whatsoever in my own household. *is so lost*
Brendan: Whatever. *DNGAF*
Itsy: Yoanna ! Check this out! BLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *attempts to ease the tension*
gotta love childish sims.
Itsy: *is highly entertained with himself*
Yoanna: You're fucking weird, but I like you kid.
they share a goodnight kiss later in the evening, and it was very d'awww worthy.
over the weekend the teen sims threw a beach party and invited the three or so teen sims that they knew. this 'hood needs to breed more, damn it.
Itsy: I FUCKING HATE DIRTY PLATES ):<
Katie: *sigh*
Itsy and Brendan bond.
Bren: Dude. WHATEVER.
you cannot even fathom how many fucks this kid does not give in one solitary sim day. it is mind boggling.
Katie: This is my social life? I officially hang out with the nerds? I can't even.
Nerd Kid: THIS IS MY FIRST PARTY I AM SO EXCITED. CAN I SMELL YOUR HAIR!?
also note the lines bisecting every teen in who has any sort of skin showing, i just now noticed that apparently after re-installing before i put in Generations that i lost the fix for teen/elder muscle sliders, and will now have to go hunt it down again. oy vey.
Katie: *DNGAF/Channels Brendan*
Nerd Kid: You're hot.
Ian decided to show up finally with Yoanna in tow somewhere around there. the cool factor for this party just increased by 10.
Yoanna: This party is fucking lame.
Itsy: *gets juiced*
Kid: That was totally my spot!
Yoanna: Yuuuup.
Casey: Hey honey! How was your party?
Katie: ... my complete lack of facial expression should speak volumes as to how much my party sucked.
Casey: Ouch.
Katie decided to work off some steam on the treadmill. btw, i had a bit of unused space upstairs so i sort of made a little workout room out of it.
Katie: SCREW YOU WORLD.
World: No, screw YOU, sir.
i installed the muscle slider fix, so no more weird lines through their bodies. however, Ian's bulge is creeping me out a little.
that next day:
Casey: The kids are gone... want to woo-hoo in the pool? *eyebrowaggle*
Ana: Nasty. Chlorine is so not sexy.
Casey: D': *REJECTION*
Ian is kind of a prepster douche.
Itsy: FU SANDCASTLE!
Itsy: TAKE IT YOU WHORE.
Katie: It's so hot when you get all raged up.
Itsy: Really?
*snog*
creepy camera be creepin'
Katie: Let's kick the shit out of these sandcastles together!
Itsy: THIS. IS. SPARTA.
Katie: *pant* MAN I feel better.
meanwhile, Ana and Brendan have a pillowfight for no reason in particular.
Ana: *huff/puff* Hold on. *gasp/pant* I need to catchy my breath.
Brendan: *POW*
Ana: OOF.
i redecorated the bonus room upstairs which used to be the playroom, but since all of the kids are grown up and Ana no longer does daycare, i made it into a nice little family fun time room.
complete with juice bar! (BAU's Paint by Number prints are awesome, btw. wish i would have found them when i did the Doyle's 1960's house!)
the kids got right down to playing with the foosball table.
Ian: *plays latest Grand Theft Auto* Ohhhh! Did you guys see that!? I totally just banged that hooker and beat the shit out of her to get my money back! OH SICK BURN!
Brendan: *still does not give a crap*
Casey: Sweetheart, please tell me you're being safe. Just, you know, be smart about your body, teen pregnancy is not something to be taken lightly. It's just because I love you.
Katie: Please. Stop. Talking.
everyone attended Brendan's honors ceremony, where he got a few awards for his participation in shop class and music club, which means he will be aging up soon into a YA!
Itsy with Tamo's Ultra Plain Faces. he is still scrumptious.
and Casey, too. they weren't too much of a leap from Traelia's face skins, but they're much cleaner imo.
Brendan is even cuter.
Brendan: I am so hot.
Ian: TRASH... mmrffffggg... *snores*
Ana is stunning.
best genes ever.
Ian still looks like a douche, but that can't be helped really.
he just is kind of a douche >.>
Katelyn is still gorgeous as ever
work it you hot bitch.
Auntie Bri looks muuuuch better.
*share inside joke*
*GIGGLESNORT*
time for Bren's birthday!
*BEDAZZLE*
HOTTIE. OMG.
for no reason that i could fathom at the time, Katelyn got put in the corner for time out. i... honestly have no idea why she got in trouble. she didn't even do anything lol
graduation time!
lookin' like a dumbass, but he graduated Valedictorian and got voted most likely to take over the world. how apt.
she has been working out a lot lately, i don't really know why, she is skinny as hale.
a nice view of the Doyle house from a distance.
Itsy: You're so hot when you're all sweaty from working out.
Katie: I know. *smolder*
these two, just <3 <3 <3!!!! and that's all for now peeps, thanks for reading! ta-ta for now!