5.1.
last time: Itsy and Katie got married, moved out of the house into their own apartment, and had their first child, little Alyson Doyle and Katie found out that she was pregnant again. that pretty much sums it up in a nutshell. on with the next update!
since Katie is going to have another baby, and the apartment is only a teeny two bedroom, i decided it was time to move them into a real house. oh, and also, Brendan is moving in for a while, so they needed room for that too.
i chose an old Craftsman house in Queenstown that had a lot of character and charm, plus room for me to expand it from a three bedroom into a four bedroom home.
/spam
Katelyn: *loves her new house*
obviously.
Itsy looks like Bob the Builder on acid.
Katelyn reads A LOT when Itsy is gone at work, she just sort of sits there until the baby needs her, it's vaguely pathetic.
Aly is seriously so damn cute it's disgusting. and there Katelyn is reading again.
oblig potty shot.
Aly: Poo-poo.
d'awwww
Katie: PIECE OF SHIT. *frown/scowl*
someone needs a hug.
Bren has finally met someone who is willing to put up with him for more than five minutes. her name is Rebekah, and she's fucking insane. no really, she's insane. and shy. and neurotic. and a few other things. she's a hot mess.
Brendan: What up, bitch?
she makes this face often, i think it's because of the shit that comes out of Brendan's mouth. even a crazy girl knows what "fuck face" and "bitch" mean.
Brendan: so, uh, you DTF now?
Rebekah: Say what?
Brendan: Just fucking kiss me, bitch.
Rebekah: Do not want.
Brendan: If you don't give it up, I will find some other bitch who will. Just sayin'.
Rebekah: Monkeys.
Rebekah: BOOKS HAVE SHIT WRITTEN IN THEM.
Brendan: All this for some 'poon? *sigh* Fuck.
have you no scruples woman!? this man will eat your soul!
Rebekah: I will nom your face like potato chips.
Brendan: Okay then.
Katie: Don't you listen to the things that come out of your Uncle's mouth okay? Those are nasty, bad words.
Bekah stays here in the bathroom A LOT, where there are no people. it is a little disturbing.
so this is where she got proposed to. obviously she said yes, because Bren is such a goddamn prize. /sarcasm
Rebekah: Ooh, shiny.
Bren: What the fuck ever.
she sure is a cute little crazy person, y/y?
Katie is getting huuuuge.
looks like Bren put a ring on it just in time.
Katie chews out the paparazzi, since she is a two star celebrity or some shit, and there are always people outside taking pictures. very annoying.
and the stress sends her into labor, apparently. good job, pap, you dickhead!
meet Ashley Doyle, she looks like her father already.
and Rebekah pops into pregnancy the morning of the wedding, and yes she slept in that dress. gotta love insane sims.
she started shouting at nobody in particular the moment she arrived at the chapel.
Rebekah: You do not want to mess with me, Invisible Person! I will cut you!
she arrived in her wedding dress, and yet changed into her street clothes for the actual ceremony. so Bren was like, okay fuck it, and wore his as well.
Rebekah: SO WE MEET AGAIN, HAND.
Brendan: *is so over this shit*
Rebekah: HYYYYUGK. HE GOT ME. HNNNGH. HALP.
after her psychotic breakdown, they got on with the ceremony.
Bren: Yeah, yeah, I fucking take this woman to be my lawful wedded crazy, can we get the hell on with it? I want to get so drunk that I can't feel my face and puke out in the bushes like a fuckin' boss.
Rebekah: Your words move my insides like sunshine jelly.
back home she eats some apple pancakes, hopefully this will encourage a boy to pop out of her 'giney.
Rebkah: Well hello Invisible Person, I am talking to you via my invisible cell phone. Coincidence, I THINK NOT.
always in the freakin' bathroom, i swear.
and Katie pops again. i think if there isn't a boy after this i might try ONE MORE TIME and that's it.
Rebekah: Hello tiny human, can I steal your face.
Aly: Is this bitch serious?
Rebekah: I bet small humans make wonderful snacks.
Aly: HALP. ME.
this has no purpose other than to show how 'effing cute Katelyn is. /fin
and i am totally not surprised that Bekah gave birth in the bathroom. she practically lives in there anyways. and where is Bren throughout this entire ordeal you might ask?
dreaming of light bulbs. what a douche.
and this is Xander Doyle, staring at his mother's epic boobs.
Xander: Lunch.
and with all the excitement, i forgot that it was Aly's birthday for the second time. she is picking her nose to console herself.
it looks like she is riding a rainbow rocket-ship.
she looks like her mother, but i am not sure if that is the same nose or not, we shall see.
her room underwent a makeover, it is full of pink and girlie shit. i think Casey cursed Itsy with female children so that he would have to experience the horror of watching out for every penis that comes into contact with them. payback's a real B, ain't it?
and then it was time for little Ashley's birthday, which actually had a birthday cake and stuff because i remembered this time.
*fangirl scream!* she has Itsy's green hair! YEEEEE!
god he is good looking. UNF.
so, Ana died mysteriously, even though she was younger than Casey. i am not sure why that keeps happening, but all righty. at any rate, i had him come over before he keeled over, and he gave me this lopsided eyed stare.
Aly: *sparkle sparkle* I am the Queen of this motherfucking castle, BITCH.
i think Brendan rubbed off on her a little >.>
Casey: This family is so screwed, I am going home.
don't be hatin'.
Xander had a birthday, and this bundle of OMFG CUTE is what resulted.
seriously, adorbs.
and he takes after his father, apparently.
anyway, after that they moved out into their own house so that the heir could have more room to farm her children, and the house became VERY quiet after that.
Katie: Silence. Blessed silence.
and that is our update for today. whew!
since Katie is going to have another baby, and the apartment is only a teeny two bedroom, i decided it was time to move them into a real house. oh, and also, Brendan is moving in for a while, so they needed room for that too.
i chose an old Craftsman house in Queenstown that had a lot of character and charm, plus room for me to expand it from a three bedroom into a four bedroom home.
/spam
Katelyn: *loves her new house*
obviously.
Itsy looks like Bob the Builder on acid.
Katelyn reads A LOT when Itsy is gone at work, she just sort of sits there until the baby needs her, it's vaguely pathetic.
Aly is seriously so damn cute it's disgusting. and there Katelyn is reading again.
oblig potty shot.
Aly: Poo-poo.
d'awwww
Katie: PIECE OF SHIT. *frown/scowl*
someone needs a hug.
Bren has finally met someone who is willing to put up with him for more than five minutes. her name is Rebekah, and she's fucking insane. no really, she's insane. and shy. and neurotic. and a few other things. she's a hot mess.
Brendan: What up, bitch?
she makes this face often, i think it's because of the shit that comes out of Brendan's mouth. even a crazy girl knows what "fuck face" and "bitch" mean.
Brendan: so, uh, you DTF now?
Rebekah: Say what?
Brendan: Just fucking kiss me, bitch.
Rebekah: Do not want.
Brendan: If you don't give it up, I will find some other bitch who will. Just sayin'.
Rebekah: Monkeys.
Rebekah: BOOKS HAVE SHIT WRITTEN IN THEM.
Brendan: All this for some 'poon? *sigh* Fuck.
have you no scruples woman!? this man will eat your soul!
Rebekah: I will nom your face like potato chips.
Brendan: Okay then.
Katie: Don't you listen to the things that come out of your Uncle's mouth okay? Those are nasty, bad words.
Bekah stays here in the bathroom A LOT, where there are no people. it is a little disturbing.
so this is where she got proposed to. obviously she said yes, because Bren is such a goddamn prize. /sarcasm
Rebekah: Ooh, shiny.
Bren: What the fuck ever.
she sure is a cute little crazy person, y/y?
Katie is getting huuuuge.
looks like Bren put a ring on it just in time.
Katie chews out the paparazzi, since she is a two star celebrity or some shit, and there are always people outside taking pictures. very annoying.
and the stress sends her into labor, apparently. good job, pap, you dickhead!
meet Ashley Doyle, she looks like her father already.
and Rebekah pops into pregnancy the morning of the wedding, and yes she slept in that dress. gotta love insane sims.
she started shouting at nobody in particular the moment she arrived at the chapel.
Rebekah: You do not want to mess with me, Invisible Person! I will cut you!
she arrived in her wedding dress, and yet changed into her street clothes for the actual ceremony. so Bren was like, okay fuck it, and wore his as well.
Rebekah: SO WE MEET AGAIN, HAND.
Brendan: *is so over this shit*
Rebekah: HYYYYUGK. HE GOT ME. HNNNGH. HALP.
after her psychotic breakdown, they got on with the ceremony.
Bren: Yeah, yeah, I fucking take this woman to be my lawful wedded crazy, can we get the hell on with it? I want to get so drunk that I can't feel my face and puke out in the bushes like a fuckin' boss.
Rebekah: Your words move my insides like sunshine jelly.
back home she eats some apple pancakes, hopefully this will encourage a boy to pop out of her 'giney.
Rebkah: Well hello Invisible Person, I am talking to you via my invisible cell phone. Coincidence, I THINK NOT.
always in the freakin' bathroom, i swear.
and Katie pops again. i think if there isn't a boy after this i might try ONE MORE TIME and that's it.
Rebekah: Hello tiny human, can I steal your face.
Aly: Is this bitch serious?
Rebekah: I bet small humans make wonderful snacks.
Aly: HALP. ME.
this has no purpose other than to show how 'effing cute Katelyn is. /fin
and i am totally not surprised that Bekah gave birth in the bathroom. she practically lives in there anyways. and where is Bren throughout this entire ordeal you might ask?
dreaming of light bulbs. what a douche.
and this is Xander Doyle, staring at his mother's epic boobs.
Xander: Lunch.
and with all the excitement, i forgot that it was Aly's birthday for the second time. she is picking her nose to console herself.
it looks like she is riding a rainbow rocket-ship.
she looks like her mother, but i am not sure if that is the same nose or not, we shall see.
her room underwent a makeover, it is full of pink and girlie shit. i think Casey cursed Itsy with female children so that he would have to experience the horror of watching out for every penis that comes into contact with them. payback's a real B, ain't it?
and then it was time for little Ashley's birthday, which actually had a birthday cake and stuff because i remembered this time.
*fangirl scream!* she has Itsy's green hair! YEEEEE!
god he is good looking. UNF.
so, Ana died mysteriously, even though she was younger than Casey. i am not sure why that keeps happening, but all righty. at any rate, i had him come over before he keeled over, and he gave me this lopsided eyed stare.
Aly: *sparkle sparkle* I am the Queen of this motherfucking castle, BITCH.
i think Brendan rubbed off on her a little >.>
Casey: This family is so screwed, I am going home.
don't be hatin'.
Xander had a birthday, and this bundle of OMFG CUTE is what resulted.
seriously, adorbs.
and he takes after his father, apparently.
anyway, after that they moved out into their own house so that the heir could have more room to farm her children, and the house became VERY quiet after that.
Katie: Silence. Blessed silence.
and that is our update for today. whew!