6.1.
last time: there was a marriage, and there was drama, and a baby was born! i think that was what happened anyway, it has been so long >.> at any rate, without further shenanigans, i bring to you, the Doyle Legacy 6.1.
Lily is a proud mama, d'awwww. while she takes care of the baby, Conchord does what Conchord does best:
continues to bring the eyecandy,
not that Lily doesn't do a bit of that herself, hot mama.
don't get me wrong, Con isn't completely useless. he cooks most of the time.
Con: Chef Conchord is at it again, making macaroni and cheese like a BOSS.
okay Emeril, chill out.
Lily: *burp*
so ladylike.
after work and taking care of the baby for the first stage of his life, Lily and Conchord decided they needed a break, so Lily called mama Katie and asked if she'd babysit Jordan while they went bar hopping.
Katie: I got this shit.
Lily: Hey mom, thanks for watching the baby for us, we really need a break.
Katie: I was happy to help, sweetie.
Lily: Awesome. Just a couple of things, though. The extra bottles are in the left cabinet by the sink, his formula is right in there, too.
Katie: Check.
Lily: Make sure you watch the bottle warmer closely, because sometimes it gets the milk too hot, so, just be aware.
Katie: I know how to heat a bottle, Lily.
Lily: Also, make sure you put some cream on his butt, he has a rash, and it makes him really grouchy, poor wittle man. And he likes a little story when he goes to sleep, there is this one that has a felt puppy that he really likes, make sure you let him touch it because it is his favorite part, he is just fascinated by it.
Katie: ...
Katie: Honey, this is not my first rodeo. I know how to take care of a baby, I gave birth several times, as you'll recall.
Katie: I know this is your first baby, and you're a little neurotic about it, but trust me, relax, and have a good time.
Katie: I promise you, the house won't burn down, your baby won't have died, and everything will be perfectly fine while you are gone. Go. Now. Fun time. Okay? Good.
Lily: I should call my mom. I wonder if everything is fine.
Con: FML.
Con: You need a drink, you can call your mom in a half hour, okay? I am sure everything is fine.
Lily: Fine. But in a half hour, I am calling her and checking in on them.
Con: Hey, 'keep. Get her another one, and make it a double.
Lily: Wheeew, this drink is strong.
Con: God I hope she gets drunk soon so we can actually have fun.
Lily: Hey Laurie, how's married life?
Laurie: Oh, you know, Aly's a little...
Lily: Bitchy? Yeah I know.
Laurie: I wouldn't have said it but... yeah, kind of.
i think Con's plan worked, she started table dancing shortly after her second drink. maybe it worked a little too well >.>
this bitch was giving her the stink eye the entire time.
fiiiierrrrcceeeee
Lily: UHN. WERQ IT.
Random Chick: I wonder if she knows this is Country music?
i don't think she even knows what day it is.
Lily: Boom. You scared, you scared.
Con: What have I done?
gotten your wife plastered? yeah. i think that's what.
she sobered up enough to play some shuffleboard with her husband. gah. she is so cute. afhfjkdjfs;lfjk
Con: WHAT THE HELL.
*stank face*
Lily: WINNING.
they danced a bit, too.
Con: I am gonna hit that like a HAMMER BABY.
down boy. jeez.
it was around this time i installed new skintones for him, and now he actually looks like he actually should. took me long enough.
also, around this general timeframe, i decided to move them to Champs Les Sims, so, they had a big going away party with the family to celebrate Conchord getting a rockin' awesome job about 45 mins. away from Champs Les Sims. Katie and Itsy are coming along, as well. can't leave them behind, pssshhh.
Katie brought... waffles. ok then.
Katie: It was all I had in my fridge, bite me.
Riley: I hate this shitbag family.
that seems to pop up in nearly every generation >.>
UNFFFFFFF.
Xander, i shall miss your ginger hair and adorable face. *le sigh*
here is a tour of Champs Les Sims and the new house.
Con: My first day in France, and I step in dog shit.
Lily makes daily use of the piano.
and it was finally Jordan's birthday! WOO!
he looks like Conchord eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
spammage
the cuteness. i can't.
Lily joined the painter career and spends most of her time painting, when she isn't taking care of the baby anyways. speaking of babies...
Lily: I have something to tell you.
Con: Fabulous. I love it when conversations start out like that, makes me all warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Lily: I'm pregnant.
Con: ...
Con: Just kidding, aahahahahaha
Con: You should have seen your face you were like, OMG.
Lily: You're a real dickface, you know that right?
Con: I try.
Con: In all seriousness, I think that's great, Jordan needs a little brother or sister to play with.
Con: I love you, Lil.
Lily: I love you, too.
d'awwwwww
Lily: But if you ever freak me out like that again, I will stab you.
Con: Duly noted.
JORDAN SPAM
/FIN
this is their French maid. i wish that i was kidding.
Lily's pregnancy was actually very pleasant, hardly any puking at all.
Lily: Why are my pants wet?
Lily: HNNNNNGGGGHHHH. Oh shit, that's why.
Maid: *le freak out*
Lily: Is this bitch for real?
Conchord just decided to read through the birth. way to be supportive, buddy.
meet Taylor Doyle!
Lily: I am gonna kill Conchord.
obviously she didn't, but she did continue to improve her skills and sell paintings.
ahmigahd sooo cuuuuttteeee.
Con: We're some good lookin' mothas.
DIIIILLLLFFFFF.
and thanks to being able to shorten the days a baby spends in larva form, Taylor had her birthday!
*asplodes from the cute*
seriously, cutest toddler ever.
even her grumpy face is cute.
i can't.
Conchord. stop. being. so. HOT.
UNF.
Itsy, y u cry?
Itsy: I am OLD. And a GRANDPA.
Itsy: I HAVE WRINKLES.
Itsy: *sobsobsob*
Katie: I love France!
Itsy: *derp*
Katie: Oh shit, are you having a heart attack? CALL 911.
the hotness in all his business suit glory.
Katie: I am just loving France, it's so peaceful, and all the people are so friendly.
Katie: I am right down the street from my grandkids, the view is spectacular.
Katie: Our house isn't constantly jam packed with kids.
Katie: Best retirement, EVER.
and now, Jordan's birthday:
derpin'. he looks so much like his father.
Jordan: 'Dis my cake, betch.
Taylor: *exudes the cute*
ahhh, father son bonding... in their jammies and underwear. *tear*
/FIN
now for the bad news >.>
this Legacy is officially on hiatus until this whole Pets and the broken furniture gets cleared up, or until i decide that i will, once again, go through the entire town of Champs Les Sims, redo it AGAIN, and rebuild another house for the Doyles... for the third time. hopefully an autofix for the broken _rig files won't be too long, if it is even possible, we'll just have to wait and see. <3
Lily is a proud mama, d'awwww. while she takes care of the baby, Conchord does what Conchord does best:
continues to bring the eyecandy,
not that Lily doesn't do a bit of that herself, hot mama.
don't get me wrong, Con isn't completely useless. he cooks most of the time.
Con: Chef Conchord is at it again, making macaroni and cheese like a BOSS.
okay Emeril, chill out.
Lily: *burp*
so ladylike.
after work and taking care of the baby for the first stage of his life, Lily and Conchord decided they needed a break, so Lily called mama Katie and asked if she'd babysit Jordan while they went bar hopping.
Katie: I got this shit.
Lily: Hey mom, thanks for watching the baby for us, we really need a break.
Katie: I was happy to help, sweetie.
Lily: Awesome. Just a couple of things, though. The extra bottles are in the left cabinet by the sink, his formula is right in there, too.
Katie: Check.
Lily: Make sure you watch the bottle warmer closely, because sometimes it gets the milk too hot, so, just be aware.
Katie: I know how to heat a bottle, Lily.
Lily: Also, make sure you put some cream on his butt, he has a rash, and it makes him really grouchy, poor wittle man. And he likes a little story when he goes to sleep, there is this one that has a felt puppy that he really likes, make sure you let him touch it because it is his favorite part, he is just fascinated by it.
Katie: ...
Katie: Honey, this is not my first rodeo. I know how to take care of a baby, I gave birth several times, as you'll recall.
Katie: I know this is your first baby, and you're a little neurotic about it, but trust me, relax, and have a good time.
Katie: I promise you, the house won't burn down, your baby won't have died, and everything will be perfectly fine while you are gone. Go. Now. Fun time. Okay? Good.
Lily: I should call my mom. I wonder if everything is fine.
Con: FML.
Con: You need a drink, you can call your mom in a half hour, okay? I am sure everything is fine.
Lily: Fine. But in a half hour, I am calling her and checking in on them.
Con: Hey, 'keep. Get her another one, and make it a double.
Lily: Wheeew, this drink is strong.
Con: God I hope she gets drunk soon so we can actually have fun.
Lily: Hey Laurie, how's married life?
Laurie: Oh, you know, Aly's a little...
Lily: Bitchy? Yeah I know.
Laurie: I wouldn't have said it but... yeah, kind of.
i think Con's plan worked, she started table dancing shortly after her second drink. maybe it worked a little too well >.>
this bitch was giving her the stink eye the entire time.
fiiiierrrrcceeeee
Lily: UHN. WERQ IT.
Random Chick: I wonder if she knows this is Country music?
i don't think she even knows what day it is.
Lily: Boom. You scared, you scared.
Con: What have I done?
gotten your wife plastered? yeah. i think that's what.
she sobered up enough to play some shuffleboard with her husband. gah. she is so cute. afhfjkdjfs;lfjk
Con: WHAT THE HELL.
*stank face*
Lily: WINNING.
they danced a bit, too.
Con: I am gonna hit that like a HAMMER BABY.
down boy. jeez.
it was around this time i installed new skintones for him, and now he actually looks like he actually should. took me long enough.
also, around this general timeframe, i decided to move them to Champs Les Sims, so, they had a big going away party with the family to celebrate Conchord getting a rockin' awesome job about 45 mins. away from Champs Les Sims. Katie and Itsy are coming along, as well. can't leave them behind, pssshhh.
Katie brought... waffles. ok then.
Katie: It was all I had in my fridge, bite me.
Riley: I hate this shitbag family.
that seems to pop up in nearly every generation >.>
UNFFFFFFF.
Xander, i shall miss your ginger hair and adorable face. *le sigh*
here is a tour of Champs Les Sims and the new house.
Con: My first day in France, and I step in dog shit.
Lily makes daily use of the piano.
and it was finally Jordan's birthday! WOO!
he looks like Conchord eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
spammage
the cuteness. i can't.
Lily joined the painter career and spends most of her time painting, when she isn't taking care of the baby anyways. speaking of babies...
Lily: I have something to tell you.
Con: Fabulous. I love it when conversations start out like that, makes me all warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Lily: I'm pregnant.
Con: ...
Con: Just kidding, aahahahahaha
Con: You should have seen your face you were like, OMG.
Lily: You're a real dickface, you know that right?
Con: I try.
Con: In all seriousness, I think that's great, Jordan needs a little brother or sister to play with.
Con: I love you, Lil.
Lily: I love you, too.
d'awwwwww
Lily: But if you ever freak me out like that again, I will stab you.
Con: Duly noted.
JORDAN SPAM
/FIN
this is their French maid. i wish that i was kidding.
Lily's pregnancy was actually very pleasant, hardly any puking at all.
Lily: Why are my pants wet?
Lily: HNNNNNGGGGHHHH. Oh shit, that's why.
Maid: *le freak out*
Lily: Is this bitch for real?
Conchord just decided to read through the birth. way to be supportive, buddy.
meet Taylor Doyle!
Lily: I am gonna kill Conchord.
obviously she didn't, but she did continue to improve her skills and sell paintings.
ahmigahd sooo cuuuuttteeee.
Con: We're some good lookin' mothas.
DIIIILLLLFFFFF.
and thanks to being able to shorten the days a baby spends in larva form, Taylor had her birthday!
*asplodes from the cute*
seriously, cutest toddler ever.
even her grumpy face is cute.
i can't.
Conchord. stop. being. so. HOT.
UNF.
Itsy, y u cry?
Itsy: I am OLD. And a GRANDPA.
Itsy: I HAVE WRINKLES.
Itsy: *sobsobsob*
Katie: I love France!
Itsy: *derp*
Katie: Oh shit, are you having a heart attack? CALL 911.
the hotness in all his business suit glory.
Katie: I am just loving France, it's so peaceful, and all the people are so friendly.
Katie: I am right down the street from my grandkids, the view is spectacular.
Katie: Our house isn't constantly jam packed with kids.
Katie: Best retirement, EVER.
and now, Jordan's birthday:
derpin'. he looks so much like his father.
Jordan: 'Dis my cake, betch.
Taylor: *exudes the cute*
ahhh, father son bonding... in their jammies and underwear. *tear*
/FIN
now for the bad news >.>
this Legacy is officially on hiatus until this whole Pets and the broken furniture gets cleared up, or until i decide that i will, once again, go through the entire town of Champs Les Sims, redo it AGAIN, and rebuild another house for the Doyles... for the third time. hopefully an autofix for the broken _rig files won't be too long, if it is even possible, we'll just have to wait and see. <3