My Oddest Gift...

[doyles_den]

My oddest gift would probably be when I used t' lecture at a Grammar School. One girl, m'sure she was about nineteen left a note on m' desk sayin she'd "Left me a gift under the table". So I went under m' desk, looking like a royal dipstick and found somethin wrapped in red paper. So I opened it and there was something which, I found out later was

Comments

[bizarro_no1]

Me think you am pervert!

[doyles_den]

*Doyle's mouth hangs open*

Uh! I'm not the one that gave my Grammar Teacher a sex toy! How am I a prevert?

[bizarro_no1]

You understand. Me not speaking forewards!

[doyles_den]

Sorry. I don't understand you.