[Accidental voice post, lol.]

[doyouhearthem]

[Kitty's purring. Sniffs the mic, a few bleeps in the background.]

Oi, get off!

Mrrow?

Come here, that's - oof, there's a good girl... look at you, you're so big! Look at that tummy!

Miau~

Oh, bless. But ooh... Ooh. You're a little too big, aren't you? How far along...?

Mau.

Let's see, just sit right...

[Gasp]

Oh! You're packed with

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[tiancaidoctor]

I suppose this is where I'm supposed to congratulate you.

Or should I send my condolences to the cat? I really hope you won't be singing at all during the trip...

[doyouhearthem]

ASJKHSKLGH;H

FUCK YOU SIMON

[tiancaidoctor]

I'm not the one who posted myself singing to a pregnant cat for everyone to hear.

[doyouhearthem]

It was an accident. Least I wasn't drunk and naked in a bloody fountain.

[doyouhearthem]

She's adorable.

[doyouhearthem]

She's a petite thing, actually, but she's getting wide with her kittens.

[ceiling_neuro]

 

[doyouhearthem]

Get out.

[ceiling_neuro]

 

[doyouhearthem]

NOT AGAIN!

[bertiewwooster]

Your Kitty's in the family way, then? Well, congrats, old fruit. What'll you do with the kittens, then, once they're born? Time machine, after all, not the best place for a bally great litter of cats, I shouldn't think.

[doyouhearthem]

She must've gotten herself pregnant when I left her in Sam's world, but she seems to be progressing a bit faster than I expected...

I figure I'll take her back to Earth to have them. And then, well. I'm not sure. Keep them until they're weaned, let them loose somewhere.

[sky_w_diamonds]

... Charming, Harry. You always did have a lovely voice, didn't you?

[doyouhearthem]

My voice is a drug you never could refuse. Too bad Kitty is more fertile affectionate than you.

[sky_w_diamonds]

A pity indeed. Though you've no-one to blame for that but yourself, you know.

[doyouhearthem]

Is that right? Well its a chicken-and-egg sort of thing, isn't it? I mean, if you were more affectionate to me, I would've been more to you...