Because meme-rafting is fun
Whatever's true is bolded. Comments are in italics after the statement.
Appearance:
I am 5'4 or shorter. (Hey! I don't have to bold this one!)
I think I'm ugly sometimes.
I have many scars. (Perks of having a healing angel mother. I have one scar, and nobody can actually see it.)
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. (Not that it's that hard to figure out.)
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I've had braces.
I wear glasses.
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. (If I could find anything I'd like to change, maybe.)
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
Family/Home Life:
I've sworn at my parents.
I've been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are/ were together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children. (No, but I take care of one sometimes.)
I've lost a child.
Embarrassment:
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip in public.
Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment. (Probably any of the things I inherited aren't what this survey means by 'disease/impairment')
I've had stitches.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery.
I've had chicken pox.
Travel:
I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.
I've been to France.
Experiences:
I've been lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've crashed a car. (Well, motorcycle. Actually more dangerous than a car crash. Wouldn't care to repeat the experience.)
I've been skiing
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from the internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten sushi.
I've been snowboarding.
Relationships:
I'm single
I'm in a relationship.
I'm available. (Well, depends on what you mean by 'available'. You'd have to keep my interest.)
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've been divorced
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality:
I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
I've kissed a member of the same sex.
I've had sex with someone of the opposite sex.
I've had sex with someone of the same sex.
I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've had sex outdoors. (Both of these are not as amazing as fiction makes them out to be.)
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test. (Never found that I needed to.)
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested.
I've shoplifted.
Drugs/Alcohol:
I've consumed alcohol.
I smoked cigarettes. (Still do, sometimes.)
I smoked pot.
I regularly drink.
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I've done hard drugs. (Cute how they lump them all together like this.)
I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
I take cough meds when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
Mental health:
I have been diagnosed with depression. (By someone who didn't know what the fuck they were doing.)
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I have an eating disorder. (Lily, before you say anything, I do not.)
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self-harm.
I've woken up crying.
Death:
I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I've seen someone dying.
I have attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has committed suicide. (Well, I guess we're not close, but it did affect me. About as much as anyone in my family committing suicide might.)
Random:
I can sing well. (At least well enough that people don't wince when I do it. ;P)
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others too easily.
I watch the news.
I don't kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
I curse regularly.
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
I'm a snob about grammar.
I am a sports fanatic.
I play with my hair.
I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
I love being neat.
I love Spam. (This really is a random section.)
I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
I bake well.
My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
I don't know how to shoot a gun. (Well, theoretically I do, but I've never actually done it, so that's pretty much exactly like not knowing.)
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly. (Does coffeeshop fare count?)
I believe in ghosts. Because they're real.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I love white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I play video games. (I suck at videogames.)
I'm good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names.
I'm good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
My answers are totally honest.
There are two I didn't bold. I bet you can't figure out which ones. :P