how to make fun of singles, by juan lopez

[doyourealize]

well, it's st. valentine's day and on this day you might see a few people walking around alone, without anyone to celebrate it with. believe it or not, not everybody has a special someone to call their own everytime this holiday comes around. i know what most of you might be thinking, and the answer is hard to find, but fear not because your

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[ichigo_chikie]

ba-ching, ba-ching! deflected!

[doyourealize]

what's a ba-ching?

[ichigo_chikie]

the sounds of your cruel words bouncing off my jerk shield. u_u

have a great day with raye!

[jinra]

Aw, a consumer holiday never sounded any more fun than this! What if you non-single people come across single people that believe pain = love? With those people, you may think that you've done much to inflict pain in the form of insults and/or physical contact but...in actuality...they're really liking it. A lot.

I'm not one of those people, but can you just forget I exist tomorrow then? Please? I don't want to die Juan.

[doyourealize]

where was the tea trailor today? i was gonna make fun of you!

[jinra]

Closed because they knew you were going to make fun of me!

[explodingsunset]

mean.

[ensenchiridion]

i didn't know you'd get younger as you got older

[doyourealize]

it's the only way to grow

[iheartjew]

Genius!
I'd love to call you a "valentine lovin' dickwad with no heart" but it was actually the best thing I've read all day.