how to make fun of singles, by juan lopez

[doyourealize]

well, it's st. valentine's day and on this day you might see a few people walking around alone, without anyone to celebrate it with. believe it or not, not everybody has a special someone to call their own everytime this holiday comes around. i know what most of you might be thinking, and the answer is hard to find, but fear not because your

Comments

[spatulasara]

Sad, but funny.

Hah, I didn't have anyone to celebrate with tonite, and I'm not single, OR a loser...

Stupid oceans have to go and get in the way....

[doyourealize]

hope your dad didn't think i was boning you today

[spatulasara]

hahaha, no he didn't

[dirtyglasses]

that's so sweet, thanks.

[doyourealize]

anytime baby

[mollyringwald]

i'm going to go cry myself to sleep now. thanks for nothin!

[doyourealize]

what'd you expect big pants?