Happy Birthday to Me

[dpph]

That's right. I'm a self centred fuck who must congratulate himself on pushing his way out of his mother (weighing 11 pounds while doing it no less) 18 years ago in a hospital in North York. 18. Officially in the eyes of the country, I'm legally an adult. However, I don't get any of the perks of being an adult, such as the ability to buy booze or

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[slaughteredewok]

[ms_fantastica]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE PROM DATE EVER! (and I have had more then one) I can't wait ot see you tomorrow and wish you in person. XXXXXX

[bradyh3]

Uh...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[violettedream]

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y ! ! ! ! ! ! !

yay porn!

[assetic]

Happy Belated.

Had fun sleeping with you last night ;)