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[dr_acula]

If I was ever elected president I would run under a conservative platform. When I was elected I would show up to my Inauguration nude, brandishing a samurai sword and then proceed to make my way to the podium by running up the backs of people in the audience. I'd like to be the first president to make the entire nation collectively say "oh fuck."

Comments

[amandagorey]

My hero

*le sigh*

[voodoobunny]

Genius